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 Feb 5 2005, 11:22 PM
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a gun shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's d**k off." The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!" |
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Feb 11 2005, 01:22 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
haha... poor guy getting his d**k sucked... he has to live without a penis.
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wonmin one shot. Feb 5 2005, 11:22 PM
dahding lmao. hahaha, sucks to be the clerk. nice joke. Feb 5 2005, 11:24 PM lilphoenix heehee...
the guy got a deal though. Feb 5 2005, 11:42 PM toyo loco hahaha poor clerk .. how embarrasing for the clerk... Feb 6 2005, 01:42 AM cocoalightning27 lol...that must suck Feb 6 2005, 01:57 PM supahstah_luv hahahaha.
i would hate to be the clerk.. xD Feb 6 2005, 03:28 PM sweetdreamsx3 Lmao, nice. Feb 6 2005, 10:15 PM anqie lmao ;D freaky deaky. Feb 6 2005, 10:22 PM the_crox oooOOohhh..... Feb 8 2005, 02:41 AM Skyline Drive HAHA NIOCE! Feb 8 2005, 01:58 PM Nicolatofu aww poor clerk! lol kill two birds with one st... Feb 8 2005, 03:35 PM mysticalazxn ahahahahahahahah nice one! Feb 8 2005, 08:32 PM xbr0kensmil3 lmao! that made me laugh Feb 9 2005, 03:55 PM Chihiro The man takes another look through the scope, and ... Feb 10 2005, 03:00 AM
Rachel is love QUOTE(Chihiro @ Feb 10 2005, 1:00 AM)The man ... Apr 22 2005, 08:50 PM Spiritual Winged Aura How sad, his wife is cheating on him ? Feb 10 2005, 05:30 PM D4rkf4m3 lol that was funny Feb 16 2005, 01:37 AM yanners hahahah. thats funny Feb 16 2005, 06:51 AM sammehmyst :( poor clerk!!!
good one Feb 16 2005, 12:34 PM k_dizzle90 FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!... Feb 16 2005, 06:14 PM mai_z LMAO! Poor clerk Feb 16 2005, 09:35 PM rockstah_14 poor lil' clerk.. Apr 22 2005, 01:37 AM StanleyThePanda haha ew Apr 22 2005, 01:11 PM sm0kinm0nky hahahhaha Apr 22 2005, 01:21 PM FoOd He can kill it in two shots.... hmmmm Apr 22 2005, 07:00 PM Chaos13 one shot....what was the position? lol Apr 22 2005, 10:30 PM aznxdreamer haha. wow..thats awesome. Apr 22 2005, 10:45 PM x3__iGiVEup haha it took me awhile to get it Apr 23 2005, 08:39 AM mona lisa Ahh, I see. Haha, that was nice. ^.^ Apr 23 2005, 09:59 AM wavybaby162 Haha that's nasty... I had to re-read it to ge... Apr 23 2005, 12:31 PM toodlepops. ROFL. Poor clerk. XD Apr 23 2005, 10:46 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx That sucks.
Yeah, Literally and Figuratively. Apr 23 2005, 11:40 PM |
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