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 Jan 30 2005, 11:13 PM
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 i . am . a w e s o m e  Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,151  |
a plane gets hijacked by terrorists who happened to be cannibals. they told the passengers that unless they could shove 10fruits up their butts they would be free to go, but if not then they would get killed and eaten. the fruits were randomly assigned
the first guy had oranges. he got 4 in and groaned so they killed him the second guy had apples. he managed to get 3 in before he yelped in pain and he was also killed the third guy was fortunate and had grapes assigned to him. he got 9 in and burst out laughing. before the cannibals killed him they curiously asked, "why did you start laughing? you could've made it to 10 and survived." the guy replied, "because i looked behind me and the next guy has watermelons" i dunno if anyone else posted this yet 
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Feb 11 2005, 01:21 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
thats just totally funny!
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x_em_o 10fruits Jan 30 2005, 11:13 PM
[X]poised that guy's an idiot. Jan 30 2005, 11:45 PM TheSpoon lmao. funny Jan 30 2005, 11:57 PM jnukes i heard a better version of this .. it was PINEAPP... Jan 31 2005, 03:01 AM
Mireh QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 31 2005, 3:01 AM)i heard a... Feb 3 2005, 04:45 PM yanners i've heard many versions of this. Jan 31 2005, 06:11 AM Wishful_Dream i never heard this before.. haha.. it made me laug... Jan 31 2005, 06:34 AM dahding 1. yes, this has been posted b4.
2. this one has w... Jan 31 2005, 09:28 AM xbr0kensmil3 not that funny Jan 31 2005, 06:02 PM Shortiiex lol.... Jan 31 2005, 07:28 PM lilphoenix owie. Jan 31 2005, 08:02 PM electric shock Eww. sticking fruits up their butt. EWWWWW. Jan 31 2005, 08:08 PM D4rkf4m3 hahahah Feb 1 2005, 12:52 AM toyo loco hhahahahaah ohh my Feb 1 2005, 11:37 PM wind&fire ive heard a WAAAAYYYYYYYY better version that has ... Feb 2 2005, 07:43 AM LiLaZnGirL122 hhhhhhahhahaha tahts okai Feb 4 2005, 12:37 AM sweetdreamsx3 LMAO, that cracked me up. Feb 6 2005, 10:22 PM mai_smallturtle thats was soo funny..omg...watermelons!!bu... Feb 9 2005, 11:22 PM Spiritual Winged Aura That's sounds SickO .. a watermelon .. that... Feb 10 2005, 05:39 PM bluckyduc lol that`s funny .. Feb 11 2005, 05:12 PM |
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