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| *krnxswat* |
 Jan 8 2005, 04:32 PM
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A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the
morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing." She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides," |
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Feb 9 2005, 11:18 PM
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 KUH - rasy .  Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,456 |
roflmfaooo hahah hilarious
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krnxswat Bedroom Football Jan 8 2005, 04:32 PM
1--GIRL HAHAHA Jan 8 2005, 04:41 PM INSOMNIA lol, isn't this the 5th joke in a row in the h... Jan 8 2005, 04:44 PM wind&fire hahaha! ewww.... Jan 8 2005, 07:23 PM AznPride4590 rofl. Jan 8 2005, 08:17 PM toodlepops. lol. pretty disgusting, tho. Jan 8 2005, 08:18 PM Spiritual Winged Aura hahaha, that's very hilarouis. i love the shit... Feb 10 2005, 05:44 PM DanielleMaria05 EWWW.. so nasty, yet soo funny! Feb 10 2005, 06:58 PM OhXiet_ItzDonnA haha...so funny Feb 10 2005, 07:00 PM someflipguy OMG i am cracking up... Feb 11 2005, 01:16 PM jnukes i don't get it Feb 12 2005, 01:27 AM toyo loco hahahah kinda gross Feb 12 2005, 01:44 AM Baku very owned haha Feb 12 2005, 01:45 AM sandy_lumpy_shore eww thats nasty. LMAO Feb 12 2005, 01:47 AM D4rkf4m3 hahahah that one made me laugh out loud Feb 16 2005, 01:39 AM d0rkbaby pretty disgutsing but lmao =P Feb 16 2005, 01:53 AM toodlepops. my secong time reading, but it's still funny. Feb 16 2005, 05:10 AM yanners hahahahahhahh...that's sick Feb 16 2005, 06:50 AM mai_z sick ..yet funny :P lmao Feb 16 2005, 09:33 PM xbr0kensmil3 lmao very funny Feb 16 2005, 09:38 PM imadorkabledxd HAHAHAHA Feb 17 2005, 11:24 PM
Wishful_Dream ewww that was kinda disgusting. Feb 18 2005, 04:46 AM |
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