Experienced People please help me!(with coding), Right Click Pop up Options

[pink_elmo_freak]

I need help! Does anyone know how to code one of those things where like if someone right clicks it gets them off the page and this pop up thingy pops up and says something like I saw one person's said "Too bad you sad" and then it signed me out of xanga, cuz I accidentally right clicked. I want to put one of those on my xanga does anyone know how?

[shortvi3tlaydee]

^thats just for a pop up i think she wants the pop up and sign out so here it is:

<!-- begin code provided by createblog.com --><br /><!-- begin code provided by createblog.com --><br /><script language="JavaScript"><br /><br />//Xanga Right Click Logout Script<br />//Copyright Noman Ahmad<br />//http://www.noman.xs3.com/<br />//danger_nomy@msn.com<br />//You Can Use This Script As Long As the Name And The Copyright Protection Stays Intact<br /><!--<br /><br />var message="Sorry, that function is disabled.\nThis Page Copyrighted and\nImages and Text protected!\nALL RIGHTS RESERVED\nYou Are Now Being Logged Out!"; <br /><br />function LogTo (link)<br />  {<br />  var new_url=link;<br />  if (  (new_url != "")  &&  (new_url != null)  )<br />     window.location=new_url;<br />}<br />function click(e) {<br />if (document.all) {<br />if (event.button == 2) {<br />alert(message);<br />LogTo('http://www.xanga.com/logout.aspx')<br />return false;<br />}<br />}<br />if (document.layers) {<br />if (e.which == 3) {<br />alert(message);<br />LogTo('http://www.xanga.com/logout.aspx')<br />return false;<br />}<br />}<br />}<br />if (document.layers) {<br />document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);<br />}<br />document.onmousedown=click;<br /><br />// --><br /></script><br /><!-- end code provided by createblog.com --><br /><!-- end code provided by createblog.com -->