bad music, who sucks and why Options

[SoaDyPOP]

Here is my short little list of terribly horrible bands/singers. I've constructed it from my own experience. I have also made it a point to listen to more than one song by each of these bands, so you can't try to convict me as being wrong. After y'all read mine, post your own!

New Found Glory. Simply the worst band I have ever heard. How bout they stop singing out of their noses, and then resign from the music industry?
Simple Plan. Another nasal band. Get a better voice, and speed up your songs.
Led Zeppelin. They are not heavy. They are not metal. They are not heavy metal. So, why do people claim otherwise?
Yellowcard. Nasal bands need to stop being signed. Lose that violin or whatever the hex it is.
Avril Lavigne. I feel like I'm in Yodelville whenever I hear her.
Metallica. They just plain suck.
Blink 182. Too poppy.
Good Charlotte. Too trying-to-be-gothic.
Hoobastank. A terrible voice -&- terribly slow songs.
Nickelback. Wow. Don't even get me started.
Finger Eleven. This band is great if you wanna be bored out of your mind. Speed it up and get verses to your songs. 5 minutes of the same music and lyrics does not make a good song.
Godsmack. They sound like a pack of monks.
Limp Bizkit. Jesus Christ. No, no. Just no.
Evanescence. Frankly, I'm not very fond of opera. I also hate spelling the band name. Let's get a few more e's and s/c sounds in there.
Jet. His voice is annoying. The music is annoying. The songs are dumb -&- pointless.
Linkin Park. Bands with more than 4 or 5 people in it aren't worth it. Besides Ill Nino, and still, Ill Nino isn't the greatest. Anyway, 6 white band members all trying to rap & the singer sounds like a rat climbed in his throat and died, causing him to have to sing out of his nose. Nasal -&- rap. The two worst things you could possibly combine together.
Beastie Boys. All their songs sound the same. They are just another band of white rappers. Are they senior citizens yet?

I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Offending people is what I do best, even if it's unintentional.

[imm]

Led Zeppelin. They are not heavy. They are not metal. They are not heavy metal. So, why do people claim otherwise?

Led Zeppelin is an effing classic. They aren't heavy metal, I don't think anyone has said that to me. Plus, they're classic rock. How can you hate a band that just gets labeled the wrong kind of genre??

What the hell, hating Black Sabbath? That's just repulsive.

These include "artists" who have "bands" that play for them.
Avril-Guitar? No. Sing? No. Songwriting? No. No.
GC-They've totally changed from the lighthearted 17 year olds who played pop punk that everyone loved. Now they're like..BLEEHHHH.
Simple Plan-Sorry, Pierre, your voice is so annoying.
Metallica-Never liked 'em, never will.
New Found Glory-Dude, you sound like you're on freakin HELIUM.
Blink 182-Same as GC.
Linkin Park-Sorry, screaming your lungs out may get you millions of dollars, but I assure you, you have more haters than dollars.
Slipknot-Same as LP.
Raven, Duff, and Christina-Seriously. Go back to Disney-ville.

Can't think of any more at the moment.