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Jan 27 2005, 04:13 PM
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a vampire walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a a flaming blood brew
the second vampire walks into the bar and also asks for a flaming blood brew. the third one comes in and asks for a hot glass of water. the bartender asks why a glass of hot water? the vampire holds up a dirty tampon and replies "tea time" |
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Jan 29 2005, 11:49 PM
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eehhh yuck
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chaneun 3 vampires Jan 27 2005, 04:13 PM
cRaZiiXbEauTiFul ummmm eww?? lol Jan 27 2005, 04:18 PM
i heart john *wince* Yuck. Jan 27 2005, 05:57 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine Dirty, dirty vampires. Jan 27 2005, 06:14 PM
xbr0kensmil3 lol..kinda gross Jan 27 2005, 06:20 PM
dahding i've heard a better version of this. Jan 27 2005, 06:58 PM
wind&fire ewww.... Jan 27 2005, 07:11 PM
toyo loco ughhhh kinda gross there Jan 27 2005, 07:15 PM
SkaironFrenzy kinda funny yet its nasty Jan 27 2005, 07:20 PM
dani41790 ewwwwwwwl thats soooo gross lol Jan 27 2005, 10:01 PM
EXPLO5ION Did the vampire just yank the tampon outta a woman... Jan 27 2005, 10:56 PM
Mireh omigoooodd.
EW!!! Jan 27 2005, 10:58 PM
xLil SweetnezZx ew. Jan 29 2005, 07:12 PM
runforfun529 thats just sick Jan 29 2005, 09:39 PM
Wishful_Dream kinda disgusting.. Jan 30 2005, 12:15 AM
lilphoenix uhh...
nasty vampire. Jan 30 2005, 11:00 PM
azngrl7691 awwww NASTY Feb 12 2005, 08:23 PM
sweetdreamsx3 I want to see Dustin's version of this joke..l... Feb 12 2005, 10:20 PM
Outloved Oh gosh, no wonder my used tampon was missing. Jok... Feb 13 2005, 04:08 AM
SMUSHiENESS >< ewww thats nastiy Feb 13 2005, 09:45 AM
islandkiss *pukes. Mar 6 2005, 03:51 PM
kandiapplegrl that was just nasty.... Mar 6 2005, 07:41 PM![]() ![]() |