The story of the vending machine and the $20 bill, oops! Options

[blackbow]

SOOOOOOOOOOO, what do you do when...

you're really hungry, the cafeteria kitchen it closed, and all you got is a $20 bill and you're standing infront of a vending machine?

do you accept your friend's offer of a 5 dollar bill?

of course not!!

you put in the 20, and hope to get dollars coins in change (like you've seen other people get)


and what happens next you say?!????????????


your drink gets stuck, and you get $18.25 in quarters and dimes! HAHAHAHA...ha.

so while i was sqatting, collecting my jackpot of coins, and my friend is standing by laughing his head off, this cute girl comes up and shes like "uhh, are you done?" and i look at the ground at my mound of coins, then listen to the vending machine, and well looks like i was done. I got my friend to get my backpack and then i just put all of about 100+ coins into one of its pockets and just move on with my day.

anyone else have a similar story?

[Sumiaki]

Pshh that's why you always have your Vending Machine ATM card. >=P It works for me everytime. Not like that dumbass up there ^

Materials Needed

Dollar bill (a new crisp one will be best)
Clear package tape (The nice thick rolls)

Procedure

1) Cut a piece of tape about double the length of the bill along with 6-8 inches extra.
2) Put the edge of the dollar bill on the middle.
3) Now turn the tape over so it covers the bill on both sides. You should have extra tape on the tail, around 3-4 inches.
4) Make sure there are no kinks and the whole thing is smooth and smudge free.
5) Go to the vending machines and put in your newly made "VMATM" Card.
6) Pull on the tail as soon as the whole dollar is scanned.
7) Get your card back.
8) Enjoy free snacks and drinks at the vending machines.

Things to keep in mind

1) Never do this with personel or cameras around. (unless you are really big, or sly so that you can do it without being caught)
2) If it doesn't work then maybe it is smudged or isn't completely smooth.
3) This method works better with older machines, but still works with new ones.
4) You can always use slugs if your "VMATM" doesn't work. (Slugs are basically metal coins that resemble currency coins. You can make these by making molds with clay or wax. Then pour in some melted metal. The soldering metal works sometimes, but it isnt as durable.)

Yup... tricks of the trade...

After I started doing this, I have found that I have way much more money in my pocket for shopping. I haven't shared this secret to anyone except to you guys. You should feel special.