Weight, Weight, Weight, The answers to weight! Options

[mouse_3k]

How can I lose weight and become skinny?

There are many answers to this question.
1.Stop eating
2.Run around a bit then sittin on your booty infront of the computer
3.Drop the McDonalds and pick up a apple
4.Weight Lifting..Its a new thing, try it

How can I gain weight?

1. Just eat...its not that hard..
2. Maybe you can go on Steriods. Im sure thats a way to gain weight

I got a little flab on my belly..How do I get rid of it?

Get a job, save up about $100,000 and get liposuction

Im thinking about going on a diet...any tips?

umm no, you on your own buddy

Im 5'3 and I weigh 106 pounds. Is that normal?

Just be thankful that your not 384 pounds. Now shut up, your making most of us feel bad about ourselves

People think im anorexic but Im really not. What do I do?

Go to the people and smack them upside their head. Either that or just eat more..There is a reason why people may think your anorexic..

I need a bubble butt...What do I do to get it?

No you need Jesus and a couple rounds of squats. Either that or get a band, wrap it below your booty cheek, and it should plump up..

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get it? Got it? alright, yall done with all your weight topics now?

[mouse_3k]

not really.

i have friends who are underweight because they have a superfast metabolism. it doesn't help if they gorge themselves. they have to drink special protein shakes and such.

your answers really aren't that helpful or funny.

ok, thats ur opinion. Im just tired of seeing so much Weight questions so I hadda make this. but if u dont like this, then oh well, whatcha gon do

... Somehow, this reminds me of th5418 (sp?)'s thread in Relationships. lol

hmm if I read this topic to myself, it kinda reminds me of that thread too lol