crank/prank calls, ur best scenarios Options

[istolearock]

so let's all face the facts. we like to crank call innocent ppl claiming to be ppl or part of things we are not. why don't we tell of our fave scenarios we like to create or the funniest calls we ever made

[angel-roh]

Hmm... since I always get caught on prank. I told my friend, Leesa to help me out on this. And she said "Well this is your prank, Not mine. okay?" and i nodded "okay". Then she called my best friend, Justin Park... hehh... since me and Leesa almost have a same voice. So this is how it went. I was in the other line while Leesa and Justin was talking lol.

Leesa: Hi Justin *cough cough*
Justin: Susan? Are you okay? Your voice is bit different. Or is this you, Susan? Cause it kinda sounds like you.
Leesa: Yeah, this is Susan. I'm just sick.
Justin: Oh really? Should I come over to your apartment and bring some honey with lemonade?
Leesa: No, it's alright. But thanks anyways. *coughing 10 times*
Justin: Dang....... I think I should do come by.
Leesa: No! Don't *cough cough cough*
Justin: Susan, listen to me. Drink lots of water and take a nap!
Leesa: No, I won't!!! you stupid fat monkey head (i didn't really expect her to say that though... she wasnt supposed to say that lol, but it's okay...ehh i think..)
Justin: Wow... you're not okay. I should REALLY COME. Bye *hungs up on the phone.
Leesa: Justin? Justin??? WAIT COME BACK!!! *choke* *cough*
Susan: Where'd he go?
Leesa: I don't know... I think he did hung up on the phone..
Susan: JUSTIN! It was just a prank! Justin? Are you there? JUSTIN!!!!!!
Leesa: no answer?
Susan: yeah no answer...
<after 8 minutes after> "Knock Knock"
Susan: oh damn i think he's here!
Leesa: LOL! That's hilarious. Uh oh now what you gona do?
Susan: Aww this is not fair!!!! You shouldn't call him stupid monkey fat!
Leesa: LOL sorry... it just slipped my mouth lol.
"Knock Knock knock knock knock"
Susan: Oh gosh it is Justin...he always knocks like that >.<;;
Leesa: LOL then go for it. I'll hang up the phone, Good luck *hungs up on the phone*
Susan: LEESA?!?! OH DAMMIT!! im so dead...

hehh.. I felt bad... since he actually felt for it. I got my mom's make up... one of her foundation make up.. i put it on...but then again i looked like i got a cancer LOL... and i got white flour on my chin and mixed with water so i can look like i have a running nose. Then I opened the door and fake cough... Then Justin brought me a honey with lemonade. And the feeling of the mug was very warm. I felt so bad and did not tell him what happened >.<;; He left when I slept.. so I didn't get a chance to say bye... omg if he put a temperature on my mouth. i'll be dead, but he didn't do it. omg i was saved!

so yeah... i will never ever do that prank no more on him. cause i heard from his stepbrother that justin was very busy at his work. but he just ran off to see me >.<;; I felt so bad.... ---___---;;;;;;;;;;;; I actually didn't know that he will really come... I thought he will just say "get better"... i mean we broke up..... i thought he will get over me... he's so nice... gosh i feel so bad again T__T