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 Apr 6 2004, 08:32 PM
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Here are some really funny stories.
A guy went to heaven. St. Peter greeted him and took him to the waiting room and said 'Please wait here until I return' and he left. As the guy waited, he noticed the walls were covered with clocks. Some were ticking really slow, others really fast. They were all different. When St. Peter came back he asked him about the clocks. He replied "Oh, if your a good person,"said St. Peter,"then your clock goes slow. If you're a bad person, your clock goes fast." "Oh," the guy said," Then where's my clock?" " It's not here, it's in Gods's room, God uses your clock as his personal fan." replied St. Peter. One day two guys were playing pool. One guy was aiming for a certain ball but hit another. " d*mn oh f*ck I missed!" he swore. "Don't swear!"his friend told him,"God doesn't like it." On his next turn, the guy hit the wrong ball again."d*mn oh f*ck I missed!" he swore again. "Don't!" his friend said again. On his next turn the same thing happened again."what the f*ck I missed, sh!t!" he swore. Suddenly they heard thunder and a bolt of lightning struck the guy who had been saying not to swear and killed him. Just then God's voice said"d*mn oh f*ck I missed!" By the please leave posts if you can. Thankz! |
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Apr 7 2004, 07:45 PM
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I liked the first one better tee hee I understood the first one though.
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iread24/7 REALLY funny stories Apr 6 2004, 08:32 PM
honorguard They're both funny. But I like the first one. Apr 6 2004, 08:40 PM iread24/7 thankz! Apr 6 2004, 08:42 PM 01-supergirl lmao, funny!! Apr 6 2004, 08:52 PM hybrid lol the first one I didn't get until I read it... Apr 6 2004, 09:00 PM conster i still dotn get the first one lols Apr 7 2004, 12:02 PM iread24/7 on the first one the guy's so evil his clock i... Apr 7 2004, 03:54 PM ji_cabinx i liked the first one! Apr 7 2004, 05:19 PM angel-roh first one was better.... i thot the 2nd one.......... Apr 7 2004, 06:36 PM jooleeah i don't really get the first one
eh don't ... Apr 7 2004, 06:47 PM iread24/7 QUOTE(anqel_r0h @ Apr 7 2004, 6:36 PM)first o... Apr 7 2004, 06:53 PM f00LisH_h3aRt63 haha i like the first one the best. lOL! hilar... Apr 7 2004, 07:09 PM BLITZ89 Ha ha. Apr 7 2004, 07:50 PM conster QUOTEPosted on Apr 7 2004, 3:54 PM
on the ... Apr 7 2004, 11:05 PM AngelicEyz00 The 2nd one was funny, but i don't get the fir... Apr 7 2004, 11:34 PM LQ_Darksoul OK here goes. When Ryan was 16-17 he was dating a ... Apr 7 2004, 11:59 PM dani41790 haha those first two storys were funni but the one... Apr 8 2004, 12:23 AM iread24/7 i didn't write the 3rd one ppl Apr 8 2004, 06:18 AM kaleidoscoped First and second are funny. Third is nasty. Apr 8 2004, 08:46 PM silver rain QUOTE(Idyll @ Apr 8 2004, 9:46 PM)First and s... Apr 8 2004, 09:14 PM LQ_Darksoul I thought the third one was funny... Apr 9 2004, 12:05 AM immersion31 haha, funny! Apr 9 2004, 12:08 PM Winter Hahaha...
But the one the DarkSoul posted is eww.... Apr 11 2004, 04:25 AM rOckThISshYt lol. those are really funny! Apr 11 2004, 07:04 PM
xjjajeengx ew man! liquidfarts? ewwww!!
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