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 Jan 23 2005, 06:00 PM
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Homers guide...
How to Fight When a bully thinks you're going to throw a punch, you throw a glob of mud in his eyes and then you sock him when he's staggering around blinded. And there is nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. And if you get a chance, get him right in the family jewels. First, you gotta scream like a woman and keep sobbing until the other turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back! And then when he's lying on the ground, kick him in the rib, step on his neck and run like hell. About bribing It never hurts to grease the wheels. A cupcake there, a good number here. It's the three roads to success: Work Brains Cupcakes About women How to get rid of a girlfriend: I like you as a friend. I think we should see another people. I no speak English. I'm married to the seas. I don't want to kill you, but I will. I'm not gay, but I'll learn. When it comes to compliments, women are bloodsucking monsters, who want more, more, MORE! And if you give it to them... you get plenty back in return... A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, three hundred pounds, they make ice. A woman is a lot like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you're ready to go over your own mother to get one! But you can't stop at one! You want to drink another woman! Homer and the Bible Gambling is right, they even say in the Bible it's right. (Somewhere in the back.) Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut. Thou shalt not horn into thy husband's racket. |
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Jan 23 2005, 06:06 PM
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 uoyevoli Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,430 |
lol. you must really like that show
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Posts in this topic
ermfermoo Homer's Guide Jan 23 2005, 06:00 PM
iheartsimba QUOTE(cRaZiiXbEauTiFul @ Jan 23 2005, 6:06 PM... Jan 23 2005, 06:08 PM
xxruinedsoulxx homer is funny Jan 23 2005, 08:50 PM dahding hehehe.. homer and his messed up logic.
donuts...... Jan 24 2005, 07:48 PM __Nessa WOOOOOOOH!! I LOVE SIMPSONS!!... Jan 24 2005, 08:03 PM imadorkabledxd hahahahhahahahh i love the simpsons Jan 25 2005, 01:20 AM xGlovex you ovious like/watch the simpsons..lol Jan 25 2005, 08:10 AM INSOMNIA Was that from the show or the comic books. Feb 18 2005, 07:50 PM literemix24 lol..funny! =] Feb 20 2005, 12:30 PM |
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