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 Jan 13 2005, 07:24 PM
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 The Bone Collector  Group: Member Posts: 2,860 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,162  |
Sorry if this was posted already ><.
There once was a guy from Africa that found a Elephant Egg. He didn't see anyone around, so he got the egg and decided to hatch the egg himself. When he got home, he put the egg in his pants and sat on it. He waited and waited, and heard a knock on the door. He said "Who is it?" "Its Mary", his girlfriend replied. "Can i come in?!" "No.. im trying to hatch a egg" "Just for a little while, i want to see the egg!" "Okay fine!" So she went into his house and saw him sitting on the egg. She asked, "Can i see if it hatched yet?!" "Sure why not" So she put her hand into his pants and felt around. Then she said in excitment,"It hatched already! I can feel it's trunks!" Sorry if its kind of stupid lol. 
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Jan 13 2005, 10:53 PM
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 Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
Derek you nerd!
 Yeah...elephants don't lay eggs...but to make the joke work...i guess they're forced to.
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Jan 22 2005, 05:12 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
QUOTE(LadyXTor @ Jan 13 2005, 10:53 PM) Derek you nerd! Yeah...elephants don't lay eggs...but to make the joke work...i guess they're forced to. lmao. THAT made me laff more tahn the joke |
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tooeffingcrazy Elephant Egg. Jan 13 2005, 07:24 PM
im2tall haha well I hate to be so technical, but I think e... Jan 13 2005, 08:51 PM the_crox hehe! Jan 14 2005, 03:05 AM captured_serenity ok? but that was funny...lols.. Jan 14 2005, 03:10 AM jummony AHAHAHAH!ITS A PENIS!!!! Jan 14 2005, 10:28 AM
KissMe2408 QUOTE(jummony @ Jan 14 2005, 10:28 AM)AHAHAHA... Jan 16 2005, 08:55 AM
yanners QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ Jan 16 2005, 9:55 PM)^lol ... Jan 23 2005, 09:12 AM barelyy_coherent QUOTE(jummony @ Jan 14 2005, 7:28 AM)AHAHAHAH... Jan 18 2005, 12:10 AM Azarel ... ^ UM. THANKS FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS. ... *twi... Jan 14 2005, 10:31 AM StarryEyedSurprize haha nice joke Jan 14 2005, 11:31 AM picaso_smile Why would she stick her hand in his pants to find ... Jan 14 2005, 04:12 PM D4rkf4m3 lol Jan 14 2005, 09:55 PM chantel314 Lol haha Jan 15 2005, 04:20 AM tainted_angel ...
... Jan 16 2005, 03:35 AM LiLaZnGirL122 huh i didnt get it im so stupid >_< Jan 16 2005, 10:13 PM pinayprincess haha Jan 17 2005, 11:57 PM Shortiiex roflzz Jan 22 2005, 02:34 PM __xxfrappachino<3 haha..that made me giggle =P Jan 23 2005, 02:58 AM |
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