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 Jan 10 2005, 09:04 PM
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here." |
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Jan 22 2005, 04:54 AM
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oh deary. haha
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pinayprincess 3 wishes Jan 10 2005, 09:04 PM
Shortiiex lol....tsk tsk Jan 10 2005, 09:27 PM lilphoenix Life is a backstabbing bitch...
yup, yup. Jan 10 2005, 09:55 PM EXPLO5ION ooo.. that sucks for those 2. Jan 10 2005, 10:17 PM wind&fire been posted..but still funny Jan 10 2005, 10:26 PM toyo loco lolz i heard alot of jokes like this
there all fun... Jan 10 2005, 11:06 PM captured_serenity lols...that's a kicking one...heehee...that... Jan 18 2005, 05:01 PM 1--GIRL LOL funny Jan 20 2005, 10:03 PM xiNxlOvexO4 Oh my lord.
Sad but funny. Jan 20 2005, 10:23 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol that sucks for the brunette and redhead Jan 21 2005, 06:23 AM Frankie she ws so stupid! now all of her friends have ... Jan 21 2005, 05:26 PM electric shock Lmao. Life's a female dog. ;] Jan 21 2005, 10:50 PM
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