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 Jan 17 2005, 08:11 PM
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Alright there wuz a lady that wuz n a grocery store who was there to do sum routine shopping but she noticed a bum wuz following her. but she kept on goin and just ignored him u know she picked up like 2 boxes of cereal, sum potatoes 2 gallons of milk, and everytime she picked sumthin up the bum would look at it she finally picked up some soda and got in line. when the bum looks at all of the stuff he says "u must b single" the ladies amazed she couldnt believe he could tell stuff about her through her groceries so shocked she says "how did u know that?" "how could u tell that jus by lookin at my groceries?" then the bum says "I didnt ur jus f**kin ugly"
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Jan 22 2005, 12:32 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
......that was lame.
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k_dizzle90 Poor Man Joke Jan 17 2005, 08:11 PM
Angel_Cece thats not right.. lol Jan 17 2005, 08:20 PM pinayprincess thats mean lol Jan 17 2005, 09:06 PM INSOMNIA wow that is mean. It's also made me smile. Jan 17 2005, 09:52 PM salcha saaad Jan 18 2005, 02:26 AM chantel314 That was mean lol Jan 18 2005, 06:12 AM xbr0kensmil3 lol kinda messed up though Jan 18 2005, 06:26 AM Frankie that's not very nice! ugly people need lov... Jan 18 2005, 05:31 PM Skyline Drive Ehhh not funny. Jan 20 2005, 07:18 PM 177emories wtf! the bum has gotta be uglier man Jan 21 2005, 12:58 AM leejufil thats not right.. kind of corny Jan 21 2005, 04:30 AM electric shock Ugly people should be proud.
Psh.. your typing was... Jan 21 2005, 06:48 PM __Nessa wow i was waiting for something exsighting!..
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D4rkf4m3 that wasnt too funny -.-..... Jan 26 2005, 05:20 PM |
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