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a man and his money, lol
jackizzle
post Jan 21 2005, 11:29 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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There was a man who thought that when he died he wanted to take all of his money with him to Heaven. So one day when he was very old he told his wife to go to the bank and withdraw all of there life savings and make it into bills. He then told her to take all of the bills and load them all into briefcases. Then he told his wife to put all of the briefcases in the attic so that when he died and went up to Heaven he could grab them on the way up. The day after her husbands funeral, the woman went up to the attic and saw that the briefcases were still there. She said to herself, " I knew I should have put them in the basement!"
 
 
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ixyuriish
post Jan 21 2005, 11:46 PM
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yuri makes you smile kim
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hahahah thats funny
 

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RED_RUM   a man and his money   Jan 21 2005, 11:29 PM
krnxswat   Hahha awww :(   Jan 21 2005, 11:41 PM
ixyuriish   hahahah thats funny   Jan 21 2005, 11:46 PM
literemix24   lol. thats hilarious. the wifes mean tho..x]   Jan 21 2005, 11:56 PM
__Nessa   funny; but not "haha" funny   Jan 24 2005, 08:17 PM
dahding   ^word. not bad tho.   Jan 24 2005, 09:40 PM
Shortiiex   lol...   Jan 24 2005, 09:47 PM
xkiller_muffiinx   lols...not THAT funny.   Jan 24 2005, 09:49 PM
wind&fire   kinda sad..   Jan 24 2005, 11:02 PM
aznxdreamer   wow, that sucks for him.   Jan 25 2005, 07:39 PM
ApocalypseAelis   I don't get it... Sorry...   Jan 25 2005, 09:50 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   lmao, mommy so greedy ..   Jan 26 2005, 12:01 AM
RED_RUM   QUOTE(aznxboredxperson @ Jan 26 2005, 12:01 A...   Jan 27 2005, 12:49 AM
1--GIRL   haha   Jan 26 2005, 07:20 PM
D4rkf4m3   haha gave me a chuckle   Jan 26 2005, 08:13 PM
Outloved   Poor guy. Lol.   Jan 27 2005, 07:39 AM
yanners   hahah..sucks for him.   Jan 27 2005, 09:14 AM
brokenheartedfool   hahaha...that's funny...i liked that one... =)   Jan 27 2005, 09:16 AM
captured_serenity   well i agree with him... ^ lols..that's a good...   Jan 27 2005, 09:17 AM
mai_z   aww that's horrible   Jan 27 2005, 05:43 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   That was funny, just funny, not hilarious or anyth...   Jan 27 2005, 06:08 PM
xbr0kensmil3   kinda took my a while to get it lol...   Jan 27 2005, 06:23 PM
SkaironFrenzy   lol.... that was funny   Jan 27 2005, 07:18 PM
Mireh   hahah. aww   Jan 27 2005, 11:02 PM
the_crox   haha! that's dumb   Jan 28 2005, 03:07 AM
archana   kind of lame but okay. =)   Jan 29 2005, 03:17 PM
Skyline Drive   L M A O !!!! How sad..   Jan 29 2005, 10:48 PM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   took me a couple days ( lol like 5 minutes ) to ge...   Feb 21 2005, 02:49 AM
bab3egurl8o5   funny kinda took me a while to get it   Mar 15 2005, 07:12 PM
teeners__15   o i get it! that took me a while to get   Mar 15 2005, 07:48 PM
chaneun   puahahaha oh ddong. XD   Mar 17 2005, 08:43 PM


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