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 Dec 27 2004, 12:01 AM
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.  
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Jan 20 2005, 04:42 PM
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ooo i've read that but, it cracks me up everytime lol!!
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__xxfrappachino<3 Sunday School Dec 27 2004, 12:01 AM
shattered_glass That's on funnyjunk.com Dec 27 2004, 12:07 AM LiLEthiopian QUOTE(shattered_glass @ Dec 27 2004, 12:07 AM... Dec 27 2004, 12:15 AM LiLaZnGirL122 this joke was posted in here before..... and its n... Dec 28 2004, 04:45 AM Cake. That was the first time I've read it, and I fo... Dec 28 2004, 11:57 AM jr0h its not that funny enough to make me laugh. but it... Dec 28 2004, 03:31 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY yeah i`ve heard that before, but i still think... Dec 28 2004, 04:45 PM sheepy rofls ;p Dec 28 2004, 06:06 PM smile4me hahahah >.< Dec 28 2004, 06:34 PM HikaruTakekawa haha Dec 29 2004, 06:46 PM lilxroxy haha. the one i heard was different. it`s a bt... Jan 13 2005, 04:32 AM xbr0kensmil3 lol that's funny Jan 13 2005, 06:19 AM tooeffingcrazy That is funny! Haha! >D Jan 13 2005, 07:15 PM LadyXTor ^^ I've heard that before but it still makes m... Jan 13 2005, 10:55 PM azn_r4pf4n i found that joke pretty offensive the first time ... Jan 14 2005, 12:45 AM chantel314 Haha.. Jan 15 2005, 04:35 AM YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(__xxfrappachino<3 @ Dec 27 2004, 12:... Jan 17 2005, 05:22 PM pinayprincess well im hearing that it wuz on funny junk.com...we... Jan 17 2005, 09:10 PM xGlovex haha<-funny funny Jan 17 2005, 09:33 PM salcha haha yeah
i've heard this one before Jan 18 2005, 02:21 AM yanners haha..that's amusing. Jan 18 2005, 06:35 AM k_dizzle90 she shouldve said "is all u wanna do is stick... Jan 18 2005, 05:36 PM pAtRiCk_sTar hehe, interesting Jan 19 2005, 11:34 PM INSOMNIA lol, i think i saw that on funny junk though. Jan 19 2005, 11:37 PM EXPLO5ION hahah. 23 is my favorite number. Jan 20 2005, 06:49 PM Shortiiex roflz.....cute Jan 30 2005, 01:55 PM xLil SweetnezZx lol-i haven't heard this one before. Jan 30 2005, 04:01 PM
TheSpoon lmao. i love that one Jan 30 2005, 09:10 PM |
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