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 Nov 22 2004, 02:05 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without her, because she said she had a terrible headache.
The man reluctantly did, and the suspicious wife decided to see just how faithful her man really was. She put on a different costume and went to the party. When she got there she saw her husband dancing with a young girl in a sexy costume. Now, even more suspicious, she decided to really put him to the test. She danced with him and whispered that they should sneak into a bedroom. She insisted they leave the masks on and had sex with him. Fuming, she ran home to wait for his return. When he got there, she innocently asked if he'd had fun. He told her he hadn't. After a few minutes at the party, he and some guys had gone across the street to play poker. He added, "The guy who borrowed my costume said he had a hell of a time, though!" |
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Nov 25 2004, 12:50 AM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww thats f**ked up! why didnt she make him take off his mask? and why did he let another dude wear his costume? What was he wearing? Was he even at the party? I think he really what cheating. If he wasnt in a costume, then how come she didnt see him?
damn i have a lot of questions |
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Jan 19 2005, 11:17 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 24 2004, 11:50 PM) aww thats f**ked up! why didnt she make him take off his mask? and why did he let another dude wear his costume? What was he wearing? Was he even at the party? I think he really what cheating. If he wasnt in a costume, then how come she didnt see him? damn i have a lot of questions  it's a joke... but i'll answer the questions 1. she didnt make him tkae of his mask because she wanted to stay hidden so he wouldnt recognize her. 2. he let another guy wear his costume because he didn't need it anymore because he went to play poker or something... 3. his costume? hello? he was wearing what he had under his costume!!! and how the hell are we supposed to know what costume he was wearing 4. of course. he siad he was at the party for the first few minutes 5. you really don't get it, do you. |
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Dusck costume party Nov 22 2004, 02:05 PM
Shortiiex wow Nov 22 2004, 04:05 PM Statistik Not funny..lol Nov 22 2004, 04:36 PM anqie oh no.! Nov 22 2004, 04:38 PM TiNaBaBY074 aww how sad..yet funnie hahaha Nov 22 2004, 07:46 PM indykid845 i've heard this one... funny Nov 22 2004, 11:28 PM xtremeliquid I'm not sure if I've heard this joke befor... Nov 23 2004, 12:24 AM jooleeah wow. that kind of sucks. Nov 23 2004, 11:03 PM niez_cho awww... poor wife. Nov 24 2004, 05:56 AM sunissed14127 lol....funny Nov 24 2004, 01:40 PM teenprincess haha. I heard that joke before Nov 24 2004, 01:45 PM o0_BLuez_0o ha! poor wife Nov 24 2004, 08:39 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo You know...that's actually a true story. Nov 25 2004, 01:24 AM lonelydevil426 i feel so sorry for the wife... Nov 25 2004, 08:29 AM archana its okay.
not THAT funny..~ Nov 25 2004, 11:04 AM LiLaZnGirL122 so ti wasnt him? Nov 28 2004, 12:43 AM mirage i think the wife is stupid to do such a thing. Nov 30 2004, 05:14 PM electric shock not very funny =\ but that was still kind of ... Dec 2 2004, 10:07 PM weirdness LOL thats too bad for the wife :P Dec 3 2004, 01:10 AM eli5e LOL Dec 3 2004, 04:33 PM hiromi i feel bad for the wife now... oh well! *laugh... Dec 3 2004, 04:37 PM lyin_in_wait yea i saw this on tv in sum urban legends thing...... Dec 17 2004, 08:12 PM __Nessa i seen that on a show...not rele funny tho Jan 11 2005, 04:25 PM chantel314 Lol... Jan 15 2005, 05:47 AM iiiiiiiYON HAHAHAHA Jan 17 2005, 02:41 AM Frankie oh, the wife is naughty! Jan 17 2005, 10:42 AM YoGrandpaIsFine LMFAO. Jan 17 2005, 04:44 PM k_dizzle90 if u dont think that joke is funny u really didnt ... Jan 18 2005, 05:51 PM yanners wow...that sucks. Jan 19 2005, 06:40 AM toyo loco lolz
thats funny Jan 19 2005, 10:44 PM
pAtRiCk_sTar lol that's messed up Jan 19 2005, 11:32 PM |
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