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 Jan 18 2005, 09:25 PM
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse, instead of on top." |
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Jan 19 2005, 06:23 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
haha that made me laugh
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wonmin a cop Jan 18 2005, 09:25 PM
hannah1019 thats a cute one, but i wasnt falling of my chair ... Jan 18 2005, 11:27 PM Skyline Drive It made me laugh
What a funny kid. Jan 18 2005, 11:48 PM Shortiiex aww....he is going to get arrested soon Jan 20 2005, 10:33 PM captured_serenity aww...that's so cute...and funny... =o) Jan 20 2005, 10:34 PM electric shock Good little boy! He did the right thing. Jan 20 2005, 11:35 PM leejufil funny.. the kid knows too much Jan 21 2005, 04:35 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY hah that's pretty funny Jan 21 2005, 04:45 AM Frankie dang! that kid was really pissed! Jan 21 2005, 05:27 PM cocoalightning27 That kid's a genuis Jan 21 2005, 06:24 PM
azngrl7691 QUOTE(cocoalightning27 @ Jan 21 2005, 6:24 PM... Jan 22 2005, 09:43 AM roberts_pink_drums I don't get it. Seriously. Jan 21 2005, 09:44 PM __xxfrappachino<3 hahah...thats one funny kiddo.. Jan 21 2005, 10:33 PM lilxroxy smart kid. (x Jan 22 2005, 05:07 AM __Nessa hahha cute kid! Jan 26 2005, 02:58 PM D4rkf4m3 haha that made me chuckle Jan 26 2005, 05:20 PM xLil SweetnezZx lol-one thing an adult can't say to a cop. Jan 29 2005, 06:46 PM Wishful_Dream cool kid =P Jan 30 2005, 12:19 AM toyo loco hhahahahah
the kid is really cool Jan 30 2005, 12:41 AM yanners hahahah..smart kid. Jan 30 2005, 03:40 AM TheSpoon haha....FUNNY Jan 31 2005, 12:16 AM mai_z cute...haha kids these days Feb 1 2005, 02:05 PM archana chuckle. :)
kids got attitude. Feb 1 2005, 08:31 PM |
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