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 Jan 18 2005, 09:27 PM
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity." With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwarz is dead!" |
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Jan 18 2005, 09:34 PM
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OMIGOSH! haha that's pretty gross, but funny! poor guy didn't get to keep his Peter with him for eternity!
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wonmin a mortician and his wife Jan 18 2005, 09:27 PM
xbr0kensmil3 LOL! Jan 19 2005, 06:26 AM yanners hahahah...that's gross though. Jan 19 2005, 06:38 AM toyo loco hahhahahhaha
oooh that bad wife !
but that w... Jan 19 2005, 10:46 PM captured_serenity hahaha...but gross...eww... Jan 19 2005, 10:51 PM Skyline Drive haha funny. Jan 20 2005, 07:20 PM EXPLO5ION I think this was posted here before... But whateve... Jan 20 2005, 10:08 PM Shortiiex i heard something similar Jan 20 2005, 10:32 PM 177emories ewww why he keep it LOL Jan 21 2005, 12:31 AM leejufil hahaha... aww the husband been played. Jan 21 2005, 04:34 AM
electric shock lmao. Jan 21 2005, 10:52 PM |
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