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Poor Man Joke, really funny
k_dizzle90
post Jan 17 2005, 08:11 PM
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Alright there wuz a lady that wuz n a grocery store who was there to do sum routine shopping but she noticed a bum wuz following her. but she kept on goin and just ignored him u know she picked up like 2 boxes of cereal, sum potatoes 2 gallons of milk, and everytime she picked sumthin up the bum would look at it she finally picked up some soda and got in line. when the bum looks at all of the stuff he says "u must b single" the ladies amazed she couldnt believe he could tell stuff about her through her groceries so shocked she says "how did u know that?" "how could u tell that jus by lookin at my groceries?" then the bum says "I didnt ur jus f**kin ugly"
 
 
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post Jan 17 2005, 09:52 PM
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wow that is mean. It's also made me smile.
 

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k_dizzle90   Poor Man Joke   Jan 17 2005, 08:11 PM
Angel_Cece   thats not right.. lol   Jan 17 2005, 08:20 PM
pinayprincess   thats mean lol   Jan 17 2005, 09:06 PM
INSOMNIA   wow that is mean. It's also made me smile.   Jan 17 2005, 09:52 PM
salcha   saaad   Jan 18 2005, 02:26 AM
chantel314   That was mean lol   Jan 18 2005, 06:12 AM
xbr0kensmil3   lol kinda messed up though   Jan 18 2005, 06:26 AM
Frankie   that's not very nice! ugly people need lov...   Jan 18 2005, 05:31 PM
Skyline Drive   Ehhh not funny.   Jan 20 2005, 07:18 PM
177emories   wtf! the bum has gotta be uglier man   Jan 21 2005, 12:58 AM
leejufil   thats not right.. kind of corny   Jan 21 2005, 04:30 AM
electric shock   Ugly people should be proud. Psh.. your typing was...   Jan 21 2005, 06:48 PM
yanners   ......that was lame.   Jan 22 2005, 12:32 AM
__Nessa   wow i was waiting for something exsighting!.. ...   Jan 26 2005, 03:06 PM
D4rkf4m3   that wasnt too funny -.-.....   Jan 26 2005, 05:20 PM


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