Poor Man Joke, really funny |
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Poor Man Joke, really funny |
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Alright there wuz a lady that wuz n a grocery store who was there to do sum routine shopping but she noticed a bum wuz following her. but she kept on goin and just ignored him u know she picked up like 2 boxes of cereal, sum potatoes 2 gallons of milk, and everytime she picked sumthin up the bum would look at it she finally picked up some soda and got in line. when the bum looks at all of the stuff he says "u must b single" the ladies amazed she couldnt believe he could tell stuff about her through her groceries so shocked she says "how did u know that?" "how could u tell that jus by lookin at my groceries?" then the bum says "I didnt ur jus f**kin ugly"
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![]() GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 ![]() |
wow that is mean. It's also made me smile.
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