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 Jan 14 2005, 11:17 PM
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 none of it seems real  Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889  |
Edit -- Sorry I didn't realize there was another joke similar to this..
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs. ''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.'' "Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.'' "Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came. ''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!'' |
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Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM
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heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago .. somethin about a pregnant woman being shot and her triplets doing those three things .. heh
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Jan 15 2005, 01:46 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM) heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago .. somethin about a pregnant woman being shot and her triplets doing those three things .. heh  yaaaaaaaa i heard that oneee but this one is still funny |
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Skyline Drive Christmas Cookie Dough Jan 14 2005, 11:17 PM
Skyline Drive QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM)heheh ..... Jan 15 2005, 01:11 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 QUOTE(jnukes @ Jan 14 2005, 11:43 PM)heheh ..... Jan 16 2005, 10:20 PM dahding see, now it doesn't make any sense. are u sayi... Jan 15 2005, 01:57 PM Skyline Drive QUOTE(dahding @ Jan 15 2005, 1:57 PM)see, now... Jan 15 2005, 06:00 PM Shortiiex i read someting similar to this Jan 15 2005, 05:10 PM iiiiiiiYON HAHAA THAT'LL KEEP ME LAUGHIGN FOR A FEW MINS ... Jan 17 2005, 02:27 AM k_dizzle90 heheh ... there was somethin like this a week ago ... Jan 18 2005, 05:47 PM 177emories hahahahaha Jan 21 2005, 12:27 AM electric shock The boy peed, didn't he? Jan 21 2005, 10:53 PM lilxroxy hahha. thats funny Jan 22 2005, 04:53 AM |
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