some dildo joke..., it's very dirrrrty! |
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 Dec 24 2004, 08:06 PM
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 she doesn't even know  Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065  |
okay.... my friend let me read this joke a year ago and I just thought of it right now. Ummm here it goes
A man was going on a bussiness trip for a long time. Knowing his wife would be horny he decided to buy her a dildo as a gift. The man asked the clerk the best dildo they had. The clerk showed the man some voodoo dildo kay? To ehh make it work..... you say "dildo my ass" or something like it. The man wanted a test run on the dildo so they decided to use the door knob hole or something. The clerk said "dildo the door knob!" the dildo flew to the door knob and started to vibrate so hard it broke the door in two. Now the man satisfied bought the dildo. The clerk told him, to remove the dildo... say "dildo off my ass" or whatever it was on. The man bought the dildo and gave it to his wife. He told her how to work it.... but forgot to tell her how to remove it. Weeks passed without the wife having sex. So she said dildo!! my ass. She started screwing with the dildo, when finally she couldn't stop the dildo. She was freaking out, so she ran to a sherriff. Exhausted, she told the sheriff her a dildo won't stop screwing her. Of course the sherriff, thinking she was lying was all like dildo my ass.... Get it?? |
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Jan 13 2005, 07:39 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
awww...thats jacked up..
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the_crox some dildo joke... Dec 24 2004, 08:06 PM
i heart john LOL. This has been posted before, though. Dec 24 2004, 08:08 PM aznxdreamer this was already posted here before. but it was a ... Dec 24 2004, 08:09 PM aRtIfIcIaLbLoNdE oooh..
that was pretty interesting.. Dec 24 2004, 08:36 PM Skyline Drive so then it traveled to this his ass ?
haha I don... Dec 25 2004, 01:51 PM D1SMANTLED RE: some dildo joke... Dec 25 2004, 02:53 PM anqie lol. I read this before. still funny to me. ;) Dec 25 2004, 06:00 PM LiLaZnGirL122 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny wut happen next ?... Dec 25 2004, 09:24 PM electric shock ROFL.
That got me a little horny.
>_<
Only b... Dec 26 2004, 03:37 AM the_crox QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Dec 25 2004, 1:51 P... Dec 26 2004, 05:32 PM EXPLO5ION RE: some dildo joke... Dec 26 2004, 05:37 PM D4rkf4m3 lol Jan 2 2005, 10:27 PM tootsie_kiddo this was posted on here before. its still funny th... Jan 3 2005, 01:04 PM Shortiiex oh.......i get it Jan 3 2005, 03:02 PM xbr0kensmil3 read this before but still funny Jan 4 2005, 06:35 AM SystemDamaged Hehe, dirty joke. I get it though. Jan 4 2005, 05:39 PM fantasy_dreamz HAHAH!! nice joke Jan 4 2005, 10:52 PM kz10683 lol! i heard this one before also (since some ... Jan 5 2005, 01:09 AM barelyy_coherent LOOOOOL. Jan 5 2005, 01:15 AM lilxroxy LMAO Jan 13 2005, 04:27 AM tooeffingcrazy I don't really get it. But Haha! So funny... Jan 13 2005, 08:04 PM chantel314 Lol Haha Jan 15 2005, 04:38 AM iiiiiiiYON INTERESTING Jan 17 2005, 02:36 AM YoGrandpaIsFine Lmfao. Jan 17 2005, 04:52 PM chaneun dirty. Feb 2 2005, 06:20 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii I've heard this before....somewhere
Still funn... Apr 7 2005, 06:29 PM |
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