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 Dec 31 2004, 12:40 PM
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there was this gurl and she just hated skool so much. shes gettin bad grades and stuff.
then her mother thought that she needs to be moved to a chirstian skool, rite? so her mother put her in a chirstian skool a few weeks later, every score of the gurl rose.. perfect on math and almost on everything... then the mother was supiscious, she asked her and she answered: "theres God on the cross all pinned up. If i dont do good at skool, then i will get pinned too" and it has nothing to do with being mad at God. Trust the Lord ^^ |
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Jan 13 2005, 12:00 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
oh god, you said it wrong.
There's a kid that always screws up in school. No matter how many referrals, detentions, suspensions he gets, he's always being bad. Finally, when all the public schools and private schools wont take him, his mother tries the one last place that would have him. That is St. Peters Catholic School. After the very first day, the son comes home and says "i'm going to do my homework now" and from then on, has perfect behavior. The mother, baffled, decides to ask him why this sudden change of behavior. He looks at her and whispers "there's a man that i see in every classroom that's hanging off a lowercase T thing. I wonder what he did, but i'll be sure not to do it" --- still not funny.... but at least i told it better. |
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colorful_mist a school joke Dec 31 2004, 12:40 PM
i heart john God wasn't crucified. Why is this in the humor... Dec 31 2004, 03:35 PM D4rkf4m3 that wasn't funny... Dec 31 2004, 03:54 PM karrar eh this sucks............ i like your lips feleeza... Dec 31 2004, 08:04 PM
i heart john QUOTE(karrar @ Dec 31 2004, 8:04 PM)i like yo... Jan 1 2005, 10:33 PM literemix24 thaa..made no sense..'n wasn't funnie..at ... Jan 1 2005, 02:22 PM dani41790 umm that made no sense O_o. god wasnt crucified..... Jan 1 2005, 05:19 PM wonmin HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH Jan 1 2005, 07:40 PM tootsie_kiddo uuuh what...? this isnt funny Jan 2 2005, 11:33 AM miss barnes i dont get it & not funny buddy Jan 2 2005, 06:17 PM weirdness not funny.
do you mean jesus? god wasnt pinned on... Jan 2 2005, 09:32 PM Mireh uhh.
is this supposed to be funny? Jan 2 2005, 09:54 PM __Nessa wtf =S ...sorry that wasnt funny at all!!... Jan 10 2005, 07:18 PM Shorty435 mmhmm.....I don't get it, and I don't exac... Jan 10 2005, 07:58 PM pinayprincess not funny!!1 Jan 10 2005, 07:59 PM LiLaZnGirL122 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not funny at all that wa... Jan 12 2005, 11:54 PM lilxroxy not funny..it`s jesus..not god Jan 13 2005, 04:47 AM xbr0kensmil3 i don't think it's funny Jan 13 2005, 06:15 AM azn_r4pf4n i didn't get that joke.. no offense. Jan 14 2005, 12:46 AM chantel314 I don't get the joke... Jan 15 2005, 04:34 AM |
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