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 Jan 10 2005, 09:38 PM
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3 men are at the gates of heaven... god asks each man how they died.
the 1st man told his story.. "well, i had suspected for a while that my wife had been cheating on me, so i came to our apartment early. i found her home with no clothes, so i knew the damn guy had to be somewhere. then i saw at our balcony there were a pair of hands holding on the edge. So i ran up and stomped on his hands and made him fall. but then, some damn bushes cushioned the impact, and he was still alive. So i ran back inside, grab my refrigerator and threw it down onto the bastard and killed him for good. then i jumped off the balcony as well to end my misery" so then the 2nd man told his story... "i was painting some art on my balcony up on the 35th floor, when i slipped and fell over the side. i thought i was dead, but i luckily grabbed onto the ledge of another balcony. i was saved, but then some idiot came and stomped my fingers, so i fell many stories down. Luckily some bushes had saved my fall, but then that crazy bastard threw a refrigerator on me and i died" so finally the 3rd man tells his story "well i was hiding in this refrigerator you see......" happy now AznBubz??? 
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Jan 12 2005, 10:04 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
rofls wow that'll be wack if it happened
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Azn Kid from NY At the Pearly Gates Jan 10 2005, 09:38 PM
wind&fire no im not...
these have been posted before... hh... Jan 10 2005, 09:48 PM pinayprincess haha thats funny lol Jan 10 2005, 09:55 PM Shortiiex this joke was posted here already Jan 11 2005, 03:53 PM miss barnes aww...that would be soo fukked up if it ever happe... Jan 11 2005, 06:44 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LMFAO!!! DAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY uhh ... Jan 12 2005, 11:48 PM D4rkf4m3 lol that made me smile Jan 14 2005, 09:39 PM chantel314 Heard it before but its still funny Jan 15 2005, 04:26 AM YoGrandpaIsFine Roflmfao. Jan 17 2005, 05:29 PM yanners oh..i've heard it before. Jan 22 2005, 10:14 AM xbr0kensmil3 lmao definately hilarious Jan 22 2005, 12:10 PM sporadic XD Hidden messages all around. Jan 22 2005, 12:46 PM
__Nessa haha dat was hella funni Jan 26 2005, 03:01 PM |
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