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 Jan 9 2005, 03:54 PM
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 shut up mofo's  Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,094  |
sorry to all portugese people remember it's just a joke.
in hawaii we think all portugese people are a little slow. there were 3 men, a hawaiian, filipino, and portugese. they all recently escaped from jail. As they jump over the jail wall they heard the guards coming for them. So they quickly climbed up 3 different trees. The guards are looking for them and they here rustling in the tree the hawaiian was in. the guard says "whos up there" the hawaiian goes "meow". "Ohh its just a cat". Then the guards here another rustling in the tree that the filipino was in. the guard says "whos up there" the filipino goes "ruff, ruff". "Ohh its just a dog" said the guard. then they heard another rustling in the tree the portugese was in. the guard says "whos up there" the Portugese stall for a few minutes the guard says again "whos up there" the portugese quickly decides and says "moooooo." |
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Jan 12 2005, 09:05 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
I heard this before, but it was a blonde joke.
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xPn0ykG8o8x a joke Jan 9 2005, 03:54 PM
xiNxlOvexO4 Lmao.
Made me smile. Jan 9 2005, 06:19 PM pinayprincess Lmao lol Jan 9 2005, 07:40 PM dani41790 haha cool im from hawaii too. lol i heard that por... Jan 10 2005, 07:00 AM __Nessa funny, but "LMAO" funny Jan 10 2005, 07:09 PM Shorty435 Lol, I think I've heard that before though. Jan 10 2005, 08:00 PM Shortiiex roflz...... Jan 11 2005, 07:34 PM
SystemDamaged QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jan 12 2005, 9:05 ... Jan 12 2005, 10:18 PM INSOMNIA i heard this too but still made me laugh Jan 12 2005, 10:25 PM miss barnes i dont get why you had to use portuguese people? Jan 12 2005, 11:03 PM LiLaZnGirL122 dis isnt funny.. i heard a diff versain before abu... Jan 12 2005, 11:40 PM D4rkf4m3 that actually made me chuckle for a while lol Jan 14 2005, 09:36 PM chantel314 Rofl! Jan 15 2005, 04:29 AM YoGrandpaIsFine LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Jan 17 2005, 05:27 PM salcha haha Jan 18 2005, 02:23 AM |
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