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 Dec 29 2004, 11:57 AM
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f**ker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!" |
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Jan 11 2005, 04:47 PM
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haha thats great
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wonmin drugs in the wild? Dec 29 2004, 11:57 AM
i heart john Kekeke...drug humor... Dec 29 2004, 01:28 PM mirage lolz, bad bad rabbit... drugs... tsk tsk Dec 29 2004, 03:45 PM HikaruTakekawa haha funny bunny. Dec 29 2004, 06:41 PM audory high bunny! Dec 29 2004, 06:58 PM wind&fire he he he.... <---affected by drugs Dec 29 2004, 07:04 PM azn_r4pf4n ahahaha! Dec 29 2004, 07:47 PM __xxfrappachino<3 hehe..."happy bunny" Dec 29 2004, 10:12 PM electric shock =D bunnies. dont offend them. i lurver happy bunny... Dec 29 2004, 10:53 PM Skyline Drive funnnnnny. Dec 30 2004, 12:11 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY hahahaha Dec 30 2004, 12:33 AM tootsie_kiddo lol. tsk tsk, bad bunny Dec 30 2004, 02:30 AM literemix24 whaa a naughty bunnie..x] tsk tsk. shameeee. lol Jan 1 2005, 02:26 PM dani41790 hahaha thats a good one Jan 1 2005, 05:17 PM 1--GIRL haha how cute :) Jan 1 2005, 08:08 PM largosama how ironic =D Jan 2 2005, 05:59 PM LiLaZnGirL122 uhhhhhhhh that wasnt that funny.. Jan 12 2005, 11:53 PM chantel314 Hahahaha Jan 15 2005, 05:29 AM YoGrandpaIsFine Lmfao. Jan 17 2005, 05:21 PM pinayprincess silly rabit lol Jan 17 2005, 09:16 PM
chaneun drugs are bad =X Feb 2 2005, 06:22 PM |
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