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 Jan 8 2005, 04:29 PM
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***The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School****
10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks. 8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger. 7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to. 6. Drinking drives people to sex, where as school drives people to drink. 5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress. 4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is..... 1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless |
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Jan 10 2005, 07:02 AM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
oh em gee!! lmao. tahts so funny. hahaha. school only sucks. PSHH
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krnxswat The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School Jan 8 2005, 04:29 PM
INSOMNIA lol that's the funnist thing i heard in the la... Jan 8 2005, 04:33 PM Shortiiex lmao Jan 8 2005, 09:51 PM electric shock Rofl. Funny. Jan 8 2005, 09:59 PM i heart john So true. Hehe. Jan 8 2005, 10:34 PM Madame C I actually like school... I'm just a dork tha... Jan 8 2005, 10:36 PM Skyline Drive R O F L
Sadly.. that is very true. Jan 8 2005, 11:26 PM laugh2much haha those r funny Jan 8 2005, 11:29 PM wonmin those arent the only reason ;]
i would post them u... Jan 9 2005, 02:01 AM tofuburger hahaha..nicee Jan 9 2005, 02:22 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY hahah Jan 9 2005, 08:01 PM electric shock Sex is so better. You're so right. Jan 9 2005, 08:01 PM toyo loco hahahhahaha(:
now thats funny Jan 10 2005, 02:36 PM miss barnes nasty but, still true... Jan 10 2005, 06:35 PM
royalfreshness The #1 thing: SO EFFING TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Jan 10 2005, 06:38 PM |
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