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| *krnxswat* |
 Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
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Clinton was at a fund raiser. He had to take a leak so he went to
the bathroom, stepped up to the toilet and started to piss... Just then Jessie Jackson walked in, went to the toilet next to Clinton and started to pee next to him.. Clinton looks down and says "Geez, Jessie, how the heck did you get such a big cock?" Jessie said "Easy, every time Im about to have sex, I slap my d**k three times as hard as i can". When Clinton went home, he saw Hillary sleeping naked. Bill felt the urge, so he undress himself and slaped his d**k three times hard as he can. At that time, Hillery hears the slaping sound and says "Is that you Jessie?" |
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Jan 9 2005, 02:10 PM
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haha your two jokes have been the funniest jokes i've heard today
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krnxswat Bill Clinton and Jessie Jackson Jan 8 2005, 04:30 PM
1--GIRL HAAHAHAHAHA your lovely jokes made my day :) Jan 8 2005, 04:48 PM
pinayprincess QUOTE(1--GIRL @ Jan 8 2005, 4:48 PM... Jan 10 2005, 07:50 PM Shortiiex lol...i thought it should be the other way around.... Jan 8 2005, 09:54 PM i heart john LOL! Funny funny. Jan 8 2005, 10:47 PM Skyline Drive OMGSH haha! I would of never guessed that endi... Jan 8 2005, 10:50 PM sammi rules you hahahhahahahahah :P
(pssst it's jesse, not je... Jan 8 2005, 10:56 PM krnxswat -edit Jan 8 2005, 11:30 PM tungtwista AHAHHA.. funny shit.. very funny..nice one.. Jan 8 2005, 11:38 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY hahaha lol i agree with Shortiiex Jan 9 2005, 08:04 PM miss barnes lmao..too funny...thats hella funny Jan 9 2005, 08:40 PM anqie lmao :D Jan 9 2005, 08:43 PM __Nessa lmao!!!! Jan 10 2005, 07:13 PM |
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