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a dentist
wonmin
post Jan 5 2005, 11:26 PM
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A guy and a gal meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

"I didn't feel a thing!"
 
 
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shortiiex
post Jan 8 2005, 09:56 PM
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i heard this joke before...
 

Posts in this topic
wonmin   a dentist   Jan 5 2005, 11:26 PM
runforfun529   ha ha   Jan 5 2005, 11:40 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY   HAHA good one =)   Jan 6 2005, 12:22 AM
wind&fire   hahahahahaha!   Jan 6 2005, 01:42 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha...I get it.   Jan 6 2005, 10:01 AM
kz10683   QUOTE(xtremeliquid @ Jan 6 2005, 10:01 AM)Hah...   Jan 6 2005, 09:50 PM
toodlepops.   lol. thats pretty good.   Jan 8 2005, 08:20 PM
shattered_glass   I dont get it. Am I that slow?   Jan 8 2005, 08:30 PM
Shortiiex   i heard this joke before...   Jan 8 2005, 09:56 PM
i heart john   Eep. BURN! Hehe.   Jan 8 2005, 10:55 PM
wonmin   you know how dentists always says.. you wont feel ...   Jan 9 2005, 02:03 AM
toyo loco   hhahahha   Jan 10 2005, 03:00 PM
pinayprincess   lol   Jan 10 2005, 09:56 PM
lilphoenix   there's another dentist joke too. it's re...   Jan 10 2005, 09:57 PM
chantel314   haha good one   Jan 15 2005, 06:05 AM
tainted_angel   ROFL. Unexpected on my part.   Jan 16 2005, 03:39 AM
KissMe2408   lol ooooooohhhhh!! what a diss! lol ni...   Jan 16 2005, 08:53 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   HAHAHHAHAHA dats so meannn   Jan 16 2005, 10:18 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   "I didn't feel a thing" Lmfao.   Jan 17 2005, 05:06 PM
chaneun   dirrttyyy dirrrtttyyy joke   Feb 2 2005, 06:25 PM
archana   Dirty. :(   Feb 4 2005, 06:33 PM
electric shock   They make love... why is that there? You don't...   Feb 5 2005, 12:47 AM
sweetdreamsx3   ^ Dude, it's a joke. Lol, that sucker.   Feb 6 2005, 10:21 PM
cocoalightning27   lol funny stuff   Feb 7 2005, 09:05 PM
ohhxohh   lol ohhxohh   Feb 8 2005, 03:00 AM
rockstah_14   ill never marry a dentist... from now on...   Apr 22 2005, 01:47 AM
xbr0kensmil3   lol .. i feel bad for the dentist.   Apr 22 2005, 03:11 PM
demomode   haha that's funny =)   Apr 22 2005, 03:16 PM
iNyCxShoRT   AHAHAHA   Apr 24 2005, 08:40 PM
x3__iGiVEup   ahaha, i wonder what his reaction was :D   Apr 26 2005, 10:06 PM
ITSBONKERS   ahahs. funny. what a cruel thing to say to the man...   Apr 27 2005, 12:59 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   lol...poor dentist   Apr 27 2005, 08:03 PM
ROARxD   i dont get it   Apr 29 2005, 05:55 PM


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