SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

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heres one:

SmarterChild: Do you have a pet?
mushroomXphobe: yes, your mother
SmarterChild: Can you be serious for just a second?
mushroomXphobe: ok, ur brother. im serious. he does my laundry.
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
mushroomXphobe: a bad one. he puts bleach in at all the wrong times.

and once i said, "dont be silly, wrap your willy." and he told me he wasnt trying to be a "dont be silly wrap your willy."
HAHAHHA.
that gave me the inspiration to do this a minute ago [kinda gross...]

MissSwanRocks: why do you hate me?
SmarterChild: Hi MissSwanRocks, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

MissSwanRocks: no

SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview

MissSwanRocks: 2

SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

MissSwanRocks: 2

SmarterChild:What would you like to do?

MissSwanRocks: i wanna screw your daddy

SmarterChild: Uh... Please don't have sex with my daddy.

MissSwanRocks: sorry

SmarterChild: You're forgiven.

MissSwanRocks: he asked me to do so once, hed pay me and film it and show it at your next birthday party. i feel like a hooker, but need some money if i want psp9.

SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?

1 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
2 Hair Show
3 Best in Show
4 The Last Picture Show


MissSwanRocks: 1

SmarterChild: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?

MissSwanRocks: no

SmarterChild: Fine.

MissSwanRocks: i want a condom

SmarterChild: No way?! Really?

MissSwanRocks: i hate getting pregnant

SmarterChild: That's really interesting. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like getting pregnant.

MissSwanRocks: u saying im an ugly bitch who eats crackers from the tiolet? thats very mean.

SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?

MissSwanRocks: u heard me, hooker.

SmarterChild: What?

MissSwanRocks: ok, stop harrasing me, im serious

SmarterChild: No way.

MissSwanRocks: i will call the cops, bizatch

SmarterChild: What's that?

MissSwanRocks: u

SmarterChild: Yes?

MissSwanRocks: no

SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.

MissSwanRocks: EAT MY SHORTS< WIGGGAAAA!

SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration.