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 Dec 31 2004, 12:55 PM
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There was once a woman pregnant with triplets. She went into a convenience store, and to her surprise, a man was stealing all of the money from the store. The man spotted her and immediately shot her stomach three times.
After going to the hospital, the doctor said she and the kids would be fine, just when the kids are older they would have to pee out bullets. One day little Susie, who was one of the triplets, came out of the bathroom screaming, "MOM! MOM! I PEED OUT A BULLET!" Her mother then explained what happened. A few minutes later Johnny, another of the triplets, came out of the bathroom screaming, "Mom! mom! i peed out a bullet!" His mother, once again, explained what happened. About one second later, the last triplet, Danny came out. He scrame, "mom! mom! I was jacking off and i killed the dog!" |
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Jan 6 2005, 10:03 PM
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LOL. poor dog though
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skaterjswife2 bullets Dec 31 2004, 12:55 PM
HikaruTakekawa haha ewie. Dec 31 2004, 01:11 PM i ami_am lol funny ....would it hurt to pee out a bullet?... Dec 31 2004, 01:40 PM D4rkf4m3 lol that was sorta funny..it made me smile Dec 31 2004, 04:45 PM sm0kinm0nky thats a pretty old joke..but a classic lol Dec 31 2004, 04:59 PM the_crox haha! Jan 1 2005, 01:01 AM EXPLO5ION awww poor doggy ... Jan 1 2005, 04:40 AM RandomHero Hahaha that's silly Jan 1 2005, 05:10 AM tootsie_kiddo LMAO, he ejaculated the bullet, ahahahaha Jan 1 2005, 01:21 PM ShadowPixie hahahahahahahahaha, but i got a question. did it m... Jan 6 2005, 10:29 PM LadyXTor LOL Agreed...It probably would hurt to pee out a b... Jan 8 2005, 06:05 PM Shortiiex roflz Jan 8 2005, 09:55 PM electric shock Rofl! Jan 8 2005, 10:02 PM Mireh AHAH. XD Jan 8 2005, 10:16 PM tofuburger the third triplet kid just killed a kitten
...and... Jan 9 2005, 02:27 AM pinayprincess lol.... Jan 10 2005, 07:53 PM chantel314 Lol hahaha Jan 15 2005, 06:08 AM Skyline Drive LOL Jan 15 2005, 01:13 PM aera hahaha poor dog. Aug 21 2005, 08:55 PM xchrystizzle bad danny lol Aug 22 2005, 01:14 AM notelracailuj haha Sep 18 2005, 05:03 PM hall0w rofl Sep 18 2005, 07:16 PM mzislandpinay haha.. wow... Sep 18 2005, 07:19 PM dahalfkoreanstyl wow Sep 18 2005, 09:35 PM lbjshaq2345 haha poor dog killed by a lonely kid Sep 18 2005, 09:53 PM
whooooshy LOL! how gross ;P Sep 24 2005, 01:22 AM |
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