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 Dec 11 2004, 08:27 PM
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If you were to kill yourself what would you write?
Dear World, I blame no one for my choice to leave the world, I just can't keep up. My family, love, social, and educational life are all falling apart. It's too much.. Um...Suzy and Kelly [fake name for sisters] may split my bank account cash. Hillary and Molly [fake name for best girl friends] may have everything I own, including items I have locked up. I'll see you later... |
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Jan 5 2005, 10:28 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
You,
Okay. Why the hell did you pick up this piece of paper?! In fact, why the hell are you reading this? You have to be so nosy, don't you? Well, let's see, Mister Nosypants! Open the closet on your right and you'll find that I am in there. I'm hiding. (Why, you scared I might scare you? Open it, stupid!) Boo! Hahaha, look, it's my dead body. So, is it pale yet? Okay okay, so.. why the hell did you open the closet again? Do you freaking listen to a dead woman? What the hell is wrong with you? First, you're nosy, now you're effing following a dead woman's orders. You freaking idiot! Next thing I know, you're going to turn yourself into a crazy psycho who killed themself. Shut up, I didn't kill myself intentionally because I'm a crazy psycho! If I were you, I would already kill myself. In fact, right now... I would kill you.. only if I were alive.. which apparently, I'm not anymore because you see my dead body on your right and I'm like... writing this hours before then. You're enjoying this letter, aren't you? Yeah. Who said that suicide notes are supposed to be depressing? Death's a beautiful thing. Don't you agree? Hey, at least.. the end of the world ended for you and you have no worries except on the subject of where the hell are you going after. And you know what might be a good thing at wherever I'm going? There's probably free ice cream or like free strawberries.. or better yet free hotpockets. Yeah, aren't you jealous now? It's just not free hotpockets or like strawberries but coke and pepsi are free too! Ha, in your face.. plus taking drugs won't be so bad because they aren't illegal and plus, you're dead.. so what's the worse it can do to you? You can do illegal things in the afterlife! Holy crap, who wants to stay in your pathetic little caged world when you can deal drugs here without getting arrested because we're free! Why don't you come and join me? Well, if you don't.. can you please bury me? It got lonely in the closet.. and I don't do well with loneliness. So, if you bury me in the ground, I'll probably make little wormy friends! Thanks in advance! - Kim |
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