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 Jan 5 2005, 02:59 PM
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There was once a man named Bob who hired a Japanese prostitute one night. He rented a hotel room and then they started having sex. A few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda... fasta hadda" So Bob starts going faster and harder. Then a few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda" a little louder this time. So a little confused Bob starts going faster and harder. Then the girl starts screaming... Bob finished up and left.
The next day Bob goes to play golf with one of his Japanese friends. The guy hits the ball and says "Damn it... fasta hadda." The Bob asks "What does 'fasta hadda' mean in Japanese?" The guy turns to him and says "wrong hole." |
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Jan 5 2005, 03:43 PM
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wow...
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starfaerie06 Japanese Prostitute Jan 5 2005, 02:59 PM
i heart john Ouch. Jan 5 2005, 03:19 PM heyisti heheh that funny...japanese girl her asss much be ... Jan 5 2005, 04:13 PM SystemDamaged Oooh sick...but funny Jan 5 2005, 04:43 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(SystemDamaged @ Jan 5 2005, 4:43 PM)Ooo... Jan 17 2005, 05:01 PM karrar hehe she's not gonna crap right for a month Jan 5 2005, 05:08 PM burnoveride QUOTE(karrar @ Jan 5 2005, 5:08 PM)hehe she... Jan 8 2005, 04:13 AM Frankie ooooooo Jan 5 2005, 05:40 PM sweet_devil QUOTE(Frankie @ Jan 6 2005, 6:40 AM)ooooooo
... Jun 2 2005, 06:02 AM D4rkf4m3 lol.... Jan 5 2005, 06:36 PM wind&fire ewwwwwww.... Jan 5 2005, 08:01 PM xbr0kensmil3 lmfao Jan 5 2005, 08:46 PM runforfun529 owww! Jan 5 2005, 11:09 PM Skyline Drive hahaha oh my.. that is rather gross. Jan 5 2005, 11:12 PM wonmin maybe it was meant for the "fasta hadda" Jan 5 2005, 11:15 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY ^ hahaha Jan 6 2005, 12:25 AM electric shock o.O Boy. If a guy f**ked me that hard, in the vagi... Jan 6 2005, 09:04 PM pAtRiCk_sTar lol EW. That erm, must've, erm, hurt Jan 6 2005, 11:42 PM the_crox hahahahaha! Jan 7 2005, 01:59 AM JoeLII omg...fasta hadda... Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM starfaerie06 QUOTE(JoeLII @ Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM)omg...fas... Jan 8 2005, 12:33 PM sunissed14127 lol owww Jan 8 2005, 12:00 AM Euphoria Rose Fasta Hadda....wow.
That must have been painful. Jan 8 2005, 12:48 AM LiLaZnGirL122 HAHAHAHHA OWWWWW W LMAO!!! Jan 8 2005, 04:45 AM Shortiiex RE: Japanese Prostitute Jan 8 2005, 04:04 PM N1Pp0N_pRyD3 T_T Jan 8 2005, 04:11 PM IamRad HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jan 8 2005, 04:41 PM weirdness owwie. Jan 9 2005, 08:21 PM vanish Well I've heard some people like that kind of ... Jan 9 2005, 08:26 PM miss barnes oh damn..her hole is probably lose as hell Jan 9 2005, 08:38 PM AznKutie Haha. Jan 10 2005, 12:38 AM lilxroxy oh em gee O_O Jan 10 2005, 06:51 AM toyo loco hahahahahha
ouch Jan 10 2005, 02:48 PM pinayprincess eewwwwww Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM chantel314 Rofl! Jan 15 2005, 05:45 AM iiiiiiiYON HiLARiOUS... HEHEHE Jan 17 2005, 02:25 AM sheepy ahahahaha okay .. Jan 17 2005, 05:08 PM rockstah_14 nyahahahhahahha! Apr 22 2005, 01:52 AM basick does that realyl mean wrong hole?
lol... Apr 23 2005, 01:06 AM xquizit BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Good one. Apr 23 2005, 01:10 AM toodlepops. Ahax3.
Poor prostitute Apr 23 2005, 04:11 AM jambaJUICE awww hahahah Apr 23 2005, 04:38 AM x3__iGiVEup poor girl >_< Apr 23 2005, 08:36 AM xXYouMeBedNowXx Oh. *SOB* Apr 23 2005, 11:37 PM aZNbLUMUNKEEbUTT ewwwwww Apr 23 2005, 11:40 PM shnuzzles eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jun 1 2005, 09:20 PM helenababe888 lube me up baby and smack my bitch up...luv it ... Jun 2 2005, 06:27 AM kill me please wow. that would hurt. lmao Jun 2 2005, 10:46 AM surfhottieoffcoast ooooooooooooooooooh! man! Jun 2 2005, 01:18 PM Szeh LOL. Wow, EEW. Jun 5 2005, 05:01 PM CallMeJealousy RE: Japanese Prostitute Jun 5 2005, 11:45 PM KoKo Moe Joe wow...i can't believe he missed...or did he??? Jun 6 2005, 01:23 PM yycleo i've heard this be4 XDDD Jun 6 2005, 01:27 PM Mileep Maybe fasta hasta means maying meanings. Faster h... Jun 6 2005, 01:30 PM Paradox of Life That was funny and gross. Jun 6 2005, 05:31 PM KERP1UNK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!! lol Jun 6 2005, 05:32 PM x_angawhomps Hahha, how painful. Jun 6 2005, 05:38 PM EmmalieV Haha woww. Jun 6 2005, 05:41 PM sharerol Whooooooooaaaaaa. Jun 7 2005, 09:05 PM jooleeah wow....that would hurt. >< Jun 7 2005, 09:14 PM lost [child] OMG.
HAHAHA. Jun 7 2005, 09:37 PM waitwaitwait heh. Better than most jokes told in this forum. Jun 8 2005, 02:54 PM kandiapplegrl FunnEE. Jun 8 2005, 03:52 PM shawty_redd hahaha Jun 8 2005, 08:01 PM llamalam dat is sick.... Jun 10 2005, 06:43 AM ichigofan Where did you get the story/joke from???? Jun 12 2005, 03:40 PM ichigofan lol that was hilarious.... Jun 12 2005, 03:41 PM Szeh This topic always gives me a good laugh. Jun 12 2005, 05:53 PM __xxfrappachino<3 haha..dirrrtayyy Jun 12 2005, 07:25 PM xxaznxgurlxx LOL !! that is so .. hilarious !! ... Jun 15 2005, 04:36 PM tainted_angel Eeek, ow. Jun 15 2005, 04:39 PM mona lisa Ow. Eeep. Jun 17 2005, 05:18 PM sandy_lumpy_shore lol gotta hurt tho Jun 17 2005, 07:05 PM Paradox of Life Lol. You notice more people respond to the dirty j... Jun 17 2005, 11:22 PM mocassinsx29 OUCH yet LOL... xDDD Jun 18 2005, 09:23 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii Lmfao-Ow. I think this is my favorite joke.
[... Jun 22 2005, 11:44 AM danielle_x3 lol that's crazy Jun 23 2005, 09:04 PM videogamsta oh wow that is crazy Jun 25 2005, 09:44 PM largosama stupid Bob Jun 25 2005, 11:41 PM elmogurly wow. that's truly disgusting. Jul 1 2005, 02:20 AM Kameko gay sex=anal sex. dont be gay. =P Jul 1 2005, 02:55 AM reflection haha.....kinda gross Jul 1 2005, 05:53 PM Fallen Fairy that was a little dirrrrty
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