new year's resolutions, come up w/ the funniest resolutions |
 Jan 3 2005, 02:31 PM
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ok this is a contest to see who can come up w/ the funniest resolutions......
I'll start of with mine..... I promise to stop checking my createblog/xanga/sitemeter more than 10 times a day...... (i probably won't do it but hahahah it wouldn't be a resolution if it was easy) |
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Jan 4 2005, 10:24 PM
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this topic is..interesting. i think it woulda been better if u said "funny resolutions that u would actually do" then it would make kinda sense.
i promise to kill my dog and put it under my sisters bed to rot so it can stink up her own room and the smell will never go away even if she opens the window all day and cleans everything in her room. as if i would do it? i dont think so. |
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Jan 5 2005, 01:56 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(o_o* @ Jan 4 2005, 7:24 PM) this topic is..interesting. i think it woulda been better if u said "funny resolutions that u would actually do" then it would make kinda sense. i promise to kill my dog and put it under my sisters bed to rot so it can stink up her own room and the smell will never go away even if she opens the window all day and cleans everything in her room. as if i would do it? i dont think so.  LOL!!! that's hilarious! xD but sad..... are you that mad at your sister? lOL i don't know why i'm laughing..... hahaha wow... but if you were my sister/brother and killed my favorite dog...... i'll give you a nickname and your nickname would be a "bad killer" hehe |
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RavedandConfused new year's resolutions Jan 3 2005, 02:31 PM
Shortiiex I promise that i won't tell my dog to take a d... Jan 3 2005, 02:52 PM Levy2k6 i will EAT MORE BACON!
bacon's good.. Jan 3 2005, 03:03 PM krnxswat This thread is stupid. Jan 3 2005, 03:08 PM airam i'm not funny. Jan 3 2005, 03:08 PM RavedandConfused hahah apparently neither am i =p Jan 3 2005, 03:37 PM runforfun529 Mine's to run every other day.. yea right Jan 3 2005, 04:14 PM Kathleen I promise to cut down on how many people I usually... Jan 3 2005, 04:18 PM SuperKittyPuff lose ten pounds, stop being a total computer addic... Jan 3 2005, 04:26 PM RavedandConfused I promise i'll only pretend i'm sick to ge... Jan 3 2005, 05:24 PM madpimp I promise I will not suck d**k for crack -- or any... Jan 3 2005, 07:31 PM
llpurpleskyll QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 3 2005, 7:31 PM)I promise... Jan 3 2005, 10:19 PM
wind&fire QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 4 2005, 10:31 AM)I promis... Jan 4 2005, 10:20 PM jr0h this is stupid.
i promise that i'll take a sh... Jan 3 2005, 07:42 PM madpimp QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 3 2005, 12:08 PM)This th... Jan 3 2005, 09:26 PM krnxswat QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 3 2005, 9:26 PM)I'm s... Jan 4 2005, 03:21 PM madpimp QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 4 2005, 12:21 PM)Yeah, y... Jan 4 2005, 05:00 PM picaso_smile I promise to buy my grandchilren more lollipops
(... Jan 3 2005, 09:43 PM Azarel Don't have any.
I'd rather not have any [f... Jan 3 2005, 09:44 PM sammehmyst Only talk about llamas 364 days of the year.
Last ... Jan 3 2005, 10:37 PM tungtwista to mug people more than i normally do Jan 3 2005, 10:43 PM angel-roh uhhhh funny resolutions?
um... okay?
if i need... Jan 3 2005, 11:32 PM RavedandConfused i promise to only stalk one xanga account this yea... Jan 4 2005, 02:57 PM wind&fire ^ that was wrong and disturbing Jan 4 2005, 10:43 PM alone in the world to keep my new years resolution Jan 4 2005, 11:35 PM KissMe2408 I promise that I won't sleep in past 11 am.
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