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 Jan 1 2005, 09:39 PM
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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, I was driving, and then all of a sudden, there was a tree in front of me!! So I swerved to the left, and there was another tree!! So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!! And it just kept happening!! I couldnt get away from the trees!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!" |
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Jan 4 2005, 10:56 PM
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hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blonde jokes are awesome
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skaterjswife2 air freshener Jan 1 2005, 09:39 PM
SystemDamaged Haha, heard that one before, but it still makes me... Jan 1 2005, 10:44 PM tootsie_kiddo lmao!!! hahahaha, nice one. Jan 2 2005, 11:31 AM INSOMNIA lol good joke. Jan 2 2005, 11:32 AM largosama go blondes xD Jan 2 2005, 05:59 PM miss barnes lol..thats funny Jan 2 2005, 06:29 PM EXPLO5ION RE: air freshener Jan 2 2005, 07:26 PM Mireh hah. made me chuckle. Jan 2 2005, 09:53 PM Shortiiex blondes.... Jan 3 2005, 03:06 PM Levy2k6 thats a good old one.. lol. Jan 3 2005, 03:17 PM i heart john Haha! Jan 4 2005, 03:45 PM
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