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 Jan 3 2005, 01:21 AM
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George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy. One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident." A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a Great Loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy." "That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President. "Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss..." |
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Jan 4 2005, 03:40 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Clever, but I don't agree with it.
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skaterjswife2 george bush Jan 3 2005, 01:21 AM
KissMe2408 ha ha ha ha Jan 3 2005, 02:27 AM barelyy_coherent LOL.
I didn't see that coming... Jan 3 2005, 02:52 AM ohBrian haha i get it, lots of ppl want to kill bush and l... Jan 3 2005, 09:30 AM tootsie_kiddo lmao. nice one, die bush die haha Jan 3 2005, 01:02 PM
Shortiiex QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jan 3 2005, 1:02 PM)lma... Jan 3 2005, 03:09 PM INSOMNIA that made me smile Jan 3 2005, 04:52 PM SystemDamaged Hahahaha, I wonder what Bush woulda said in reply ... Jan 3 2005, 09:31 PM dani41790 haha nice Jan 4 2005, 04:48 AM xbr0kensmil3 LMFAO! Jan 4 2005, 06:16 AM mirage lolz, smart boy there =) Jan 4 2005, 10:27 PM fantasy_dreamz LMAO!!, haha little kids crack me up. XD Jan 4 2005, 10:47 PM kz10683 ahha, i heard this one from my friend who dislike ... Jan 5 2005, 01:04 AM starfaerie06 lmao. that was a good one...
"It's funny... Jan 5 2005, 03:04 PM AngelicEyz00 ROFLMA haha good one... Jan 5 2005, 03:22 PM Frankie that was funny. Jan 5 2005, 05:42 PM |
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