new year's resolutions, come up w/ the funniest resolutions |
 Jan 3 2005, 02:31 PM
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ok this is a contest to see who can come up w/ the funniest resolutions......
I'll start of with mine..... I promise to stop checking my createblog/xanga/sitemeter more than 10 times a day...... (i probably won't do it but hahahah it wouldn't be a resolution if it was easy) |
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Jan 3 2005, 07:31 PM
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I promise I will not suck d**k for crack -- or any drug for that matter.
I promise I will massage my breasts (a cup) at least once a day to make them bigger. I promise I will massage my clit at least once a day so that it doesn't feel left out because my breasts are getting so much attention. I promise I will tear some shit up and make people remember who I am. |
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RavedandConfused new year's resolutions Jan 3 2005, 02:31 PM
Shortiiex I promise that i won't tell my dog to take a d... Jan 3 2005, 02:52 PM Levy2k6 i will EAT MORE BACON!
bacon's good.. Jan 3 2005, 03:03 PM krnxswat This thread is stupid. Jan 3 2005, 03:08 PM airam i'm not funny. Jan 3 2005, 03:08 PM RavedandConfused hahah apparently neither am i =p Jan 3 2005, 03:37 PM runforfun529 Mine's to run every other day.. yea right Jan 3 2005, 04:14 PM Kathleen I promise to cut down on how many people I usually... Jan 3 2005, 04:18 PM SuperKittyPuff lose ten pounds, stop being a total computer addic... Jan 3 2005, 04:26 PM RavedandConfused I promise i'll only pretend i'm sick to ge... Jan 3 2005, 05:24 PM
llpurpleskyll QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 3 2005, 7:31 PM)I promise... Jan 3 2005, 10:19 PM
wind&fire QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 4 2005, 10:31 AM)I promis... Jan 4 2005, 10:20 PM jr0h this is stupid.
i promise that i'll take a sh... Jan 3 2005, 07:42 PM madpimp QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 3 2005, 12:08 PM)This th... Jan 3 2005, 09:26 PM krnxswat QUOTE(madpimp @ Jan 3 2005, 9:26 PM)I'm s... Jan 4 2005, 03:21 PM madpimp QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 4 2005, 12:21 PM)Yeah, y... Jan 4 2005, 05:00 PM picaso_smile I promise to buy my grandchilren more lollipops
(... Jan 3 2005, 09:43 PM Azarel Don't have any.
I'd rather not have any [f... Jan 3 2005, 09:44 PM sammehmyst Only talk about llamas 364 days of the year.
Last ... Jan 3 2005, 10:37 PM tungtwista to mug people more than i normally do Jan 3 2005, 10:43 PM angel-roh uhhhh funny resolutions?
um... okay?
if i need... Jan 3 2005, 11:32 PM RavedandConfused i promise to only stalk one xanga account this yea... Jan 4 2005, 02:57 PM o_o* this topic is..interesting. i think it woulda been... Jan 4 2005, 10:24 PM angel-roh QUOTE(o_o* @ Jan 4 2005, 7:24 PM)this topic i... Jan 5 2005, 01:56 PM wind&fire ^ that was wrong and disturbing Jan 4 2005, 10:43 PM alone in the world to keep my new years resolution Jan 4 2005, 11:35 PM KissMe2408 I promise that I won't sleep in past 11 am.
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