3 people joke, -_- Options

[largosama]

yay translated from chinese:

three people died and went to heaven. God said (I'm SORRY its a little religious this part is and might be seen as blasphemy ) that he'd let the one in who told the best story.

the first person said: I was going to my balcony to cool off from discovering someone was cheating on my wife and found a pair of hands hanging on the railing. I yelled at him "what are you doing???!!" and hit his hands. then, I took a refrigerator and threw it at him as he was falling. however, as i was throwing it i slipt and fell after it and died.

the second person said: I was on my balcony and was hanging over the railing when i suddenly lost my balance and fell over. luckily, i was able to hang onto the one below from mine. however, i saw a person yell "what are you doing???!!" and hit my hands. as i hit the grass and was dying, i saw a large white box falling towards me

the third person said...... I was in a refrigerator hiding from someone angry

and then i don't know how this ended

[mai_z]

umm....ok it actually goes like this:

the three men are at the gates of heaven, and the one who died the most pitiful death would be let in...

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."


The second man says: "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."


"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator ..."