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 Dec 31 2004, 11:31 AM
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yay translated from chinese:
three people died and went to heaven. God said (I'm SORRY its a little religious this part is  and might be seen as blasphemy ) that he'd let the one in who told the best story.the first person said: I was going to my balcony to cool off from discovering someone was cheating on my wife and found a pair of hands hanging on the railing. I yelled at him "what are you doing???!!" and hit his hands. then, I took a refrigerator and threw it at him as he was falling. however, as i was throwing it i slipt and fell after it and died. the second person said: I was on my balcony and was hanging over the railing when i suddenly lost my balance and fell over. luckily, i was able to hang onto the one below from mine. however, i saw a person yell "what are you doing???!!" and hit my hands. as i hit the grass and was dying, i saw a large white box falling towards me the third person said...... I was in a refrigerator hiding from someone angry  and then i don't know how this ended 
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Jan 3 2005, 03:04 PM
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um...okay
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largosama 3 people joke Dec 31 2004, 11:31 AM
LiLrEbL365 ok...i kind of get it....but not really... Dec 31 2004, 07:36 PM karrar i herd this b4 it was way funnie........... i doub... Dec 31 2004, 08:01 PM electric shock I dont get it. Dec 31 2004, 08:48 PM klumzy heehee :)
i dont think this is a chinese joke, th... Jan 1 2005, 02:46 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY yeah i've heard it before and it was funnier b... Jan 1 2005, 03:33 AM tootsie_kiddo lmao, i've heard this before. its funny :) Jan 1 2005, 01:23 PM dani41790 uhh this joke has been posted already Jan 1 2005, 05:21 PM largosama i searched refrigerators and I didn't find muc... Jan 2 2005, 04:17 PM Shadowknight2 QUOTE(largosama @ Dec 31 2004, 11:31 AM)yay t... Jan 2 2005, 04:21 PM Mireh eeeek. freaked. Jan 2 2005, 09:56 PM mai_z umm....ok it actually goes like this:
the three m... Jan 3 2005, 04:29 PM LiLrEbL365 ok thanks for that second one i get it now :) Jan 3 2005, 06:16 PM sammehmyst Me is confused. <:-/ I'm stupid though. Jan 3 2005, 06:53 PM
kz10683 oh really? i heard the full version of this alread... Jan 5 2005, 01:05 AM |
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