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air freshener
skaterjswife2
post Jan 1 2005, 09:39 PM
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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, I was driving, and then all of a sudden, there was a tree in front of me!! So I swerved to the left, and there was another tree!! So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!! And it just kept happening!! I couldnt get away from the trees!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
 
 
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miss barnes
post Jan 2 2005, 06:29 PM
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lol..thats funny
 

Posts in this topic
skaterjswife2   air freshener   Jan 1 2005, 09:39 PM
SystemDamaged   Haha, heard that one before, but it still makes me...   Jan 1 2005, 10:44 PM
tootsie_kiddo   lmao!!! hahahaha, nice one.   Jan 2 2005, 11:31 AM
INSOMNIA   lol good joke.   Jan 2 2005, 11:32 AM
largosama   go blondes xD   Jan 2 2005, 05:59 PM
miss barnes   lol..thats funny   Jan 2 2005, 06:29 PM
EXPLO5ION   RE: air freshener   Jan 2 2005, 07:26 PM
Mireh   hah. made me chuckle.   Jan 2 2005, 09:53 PM
Shortiiex   blondes....   Jan 3 2005, 03:06 PM
Levy2k6   thats a good old one.. lol.   Jan 3 2005, 03:17 PM
i heart john   Haha!   Jan 4 2005, 03:45 PM
fantasy_dreamz   hahaha!!!!!!!!...   Jan 4 2005, 10:56 PM


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