a very good rhyme, that wont cost you a dime =] Options

[wonmin]

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.

you pervs

[ComradeRed]

This poem reminds me of a famous economist, John K. Galbraith once told a story to one of his classes [I forget the moral of it]:

When Galbraith was growing up on his parents' far in Canada, there was a girl on a neighboring farm that he was fond of. One day, the two of them sat on a rail fence and saw a bull intercoursing with a cow. Galbraith gave the girl a suggestive look and commented, "That looks like fun."

To which the girl replied, "Well, she's your cow."