Biatch, oh noes you din't, U din NOT jus co0k mah tongue Options

[NatiMarie]

:D

Hi,

My name is Natalie and I am here to inform you that...
Yeah I forgot what I was going to say but that's not the point.
:]


EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Do you like...TONGUE?!?!?

lYke BeEf ToNgUe?!?!

So I was eating breakfast [notice how I always start with 'so' to indicate the start of a really dumb story], and den i lyke smell dis smell dat is lyke so n4sty. I mean i almos cr13d. >:[ And den i ask big momma, 'what iz dat smell?' and she was lyke 'dat tongue big skillet i'ma cookin' ' And den i'ma lyke 'whachu say?' and she was lyke 'get y0 ass out of here'.

That's really didn't happen...well I was going to eat breakfast but then I smelled something nasty. So I asked her if she was cooking tongue and she said yes...so I ran upstairs. I dislike the smell of tongue and at the current moment...just locked in my room. :] Tongue-nonsmellingness.

The End.

=P

[sweetxsimplicity]

oMgoShERz! LyK hOw c0uLd ShE lyK eVa CoOk toNgUe?!

so [nOtIce dAt I uSe 'so' TuH iNdIcAtE dA sTaRt oF a StuPiD StOrYY] oNe DaY i SaW a ToNgUE, eN iT wAs AlL lYk wEt, en I wUz dInKiNG, iF u cOuLd eAT uR OwN tOnGuE cUZ lYk iT woUlD bE hArD, cUz iSh lYk ur ToNgUE, en ThEn i SaW dIs duDe wHo aTe dHur ToNgUE en i wUz lYK OmGoShERZ!!

my story pwns your story.
j/p