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 Dec 29 2004, 12:05 PM
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A vampire bat comes flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parks himself on the ceiling of the cave.
Pretty soon all the other bats smell the blood and begin hassling him about where he got it. He tells them to leave him alone, but they persist until he finally gives in. "OK, OK. See that tree out there?" he asks, pointing through the mouth of the cave. "Yes, yes, yes!", the bats all scream in a frenzy. "Good"' says the first bat. "Because I didn't!" if you didnt get it.. just read it over if you still didnt get it, ......... |
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Dec 29 2004, 08:42 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 630 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,163 |
How sad.
Poor bat. |
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wonmin blind bat Dec 29 2004, 12:05 PM
INSOMNIA lol at first i didn't get it but i read it a s... Dec 29 2004, 12:11 PM SystemDamaged Oh I get it. Wasn't too funny but made me smil... Dec 29 2004, 12:33 PM mirage lolz, i got it... poor bat Dec 29 2004, 03:46 PM HikaruTakekawa lol Dec 29 2004, 06:44 PM audory the poor bat! Dec 29 2004, 06:57 PM xbr0kensmil3 lmfao! i got it on my first time heehe. i feel... Dec 29 2004, 08:04 PM jambaJUICE Hahaha.
I feel bad for the bat. Dec 29 2004, 09:16 PM __xxfrappachino<3 ouchiezz.... poor bat....=\ Dec 29 2004, 10:10 PM electric shock i feel stupid. i STILL dont get it. Dec 29 2004, 10:58 PM
tooeffingcrazy QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 29 2004, 10:58 PM)i... Jan 13 2005, 07:13 PM wonmin QUOTE(tooeffingcrazy @ Jan 13 2005, 7:13 PM)Y... Jan 19 2005, 04:05 PM tootsie_kiddo ack, i read it three times and is till dnt get it ... Dec 30 2004, 02:35 AM anqie Ouch, poor bat. Lol I didn't get it either unt... Dec 30 2004, 02:45 AM xSWEETxCANDiix lol funny. poor bat Dec 30 2004, 06:23 AM bad_girl nice one. Dec 30 2004, 06:26 AM D4rkf4m3 lol it took me like 1 minute to get after i read i... Dec 30 2004, 09:41 PM Chaos13 ah lol but lemme get my mind staright. the bat hit... Dec 30 2004, 09:43 PM D4rkf4m3 QUOTE(Chaos13 @ Dec 30 2004, 9:43 PM)ah lol b... Dec 30 2004, 09:56 PM miss barnes QUOTE(D4rkf4m3 @ Dec 30 2004, 8:56 PM)really?... Dec 30 2004, 10:10 PM D4rkf4m3 oo i read chaos's post wrong sorry.. i though... Dec 30 2004, 10:12 PM Shortiiex Ohhhh....i get it i think Jan 12 2005, 03:33 PM sheepy ahahah funny Jan 12 2005, 09:54 PM lilxroxy hahahaha nice!! Jan 13 2005, 04:14 AM i heart john Hehe. Jan 13 2005, 06:28 PM chantel314 Hahaha Jan 15 2005, 04:40 AM iiiiiiiYON LOL Jan 17 2005, 02:36 AM k_dizzle90 THE GAYEST JOKE I EVER HEARD AND I GOT IT ON THE F... Jan 18 2005, 05:44 PM wonmin ooo you got it on your first try?
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