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 Nov 15 2004, 11:01 PM
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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? READ THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST ONE. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any marital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B was Winston Churchill Candidate C was Adolph Hitler And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. |
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Dec 29 2004, 06:43 PM
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aww poop i chose hitler and abortion.
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indykid845 Two REALLY Tough Questions Nov 15 2004, 11:01 PM
playmate_tee QUOTE(indykid845 @ Nov 15 2004, 11:01 PM)Ques... Nov 15 2004, 11:43 PM teenprincess aw, that sux. I killed Beethoven. and I voted fo... Nov 15 2004, 11:46 PM krnxswat Duh obviously everyone is going to choose C if you... Nov 15 2004, 11:47 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo QUOTE(teenprincess @ Nov 15 2004, 11:46 PM)aw... Nov 16 2004, 03:14 PM miss barnes i had heard it before but i didnt remember the out... Nov 16 2004, 10:14 PM dani41790 lol i yay! i didnt kill beethoven and i voted ... Nov 16 2004, 11:03 PM faithin_felix wow. smart... Nov 16 2004, 11:35 PM th5418 I don't care if Beethoven died. It would have ... Nov 16 2004, 11:45 PM azn hunni xox Ahh, yeah, I remember doing that before. I killed... Nov 18 2004, 02:38 AM najae lol I've done this before, and yes, I, too, ki... Nov 18 2004, 07:37 PM weirdness LOL it made me laugh...
i killed beethoven and v... Nov 20 2004, 04:14 PM f0reverxnxALWAYsS okay. i said no to the first question, but i voted... Nov 22 2004, 04:44 PM xbr0kensmil3 wow i picked hitler and also killed beethoven Nov 22 2004, 06:00 PM TiNaBaBY074 i think we all picked hitler and killed beethoven,... Nov 22 2004, 07:45 PM smile4me uh...oy. i chose yes and C...but..are u sure roose... Nov 22 2004, 08:16 PM one_and_only eww hitler! yea, i accidentally voted for him,... Nov 23 2004, 12:33 AM teenprincess QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 15 2004, 11:47 PM)Duh ob... Nov 23 2004, 12:37 AM 1--GIRL .. Shoot Nov 23 2004, 10:42 PM niez_cho haha I didn't kill Beethoven... but I chose Hi... Nov 24 2004, 06:00 AM Rachel is love QUOTE(playmate_tee @ Nov 15 2004, 9:43 PM)ohh... Nov 25 2004, 02:45 PM mirage arrrr, i choose C! hitler! but i didn... Nov 27 2004, 01:07 PM Days Nearly Over I didn't kill Beethoven and I actually got Fra... Nov 27 2004, 09:25 PM LiLaZnGirL122 huh i dun get it lol im slow Nov 28 2004, 12:04 AM lee lee babiee i thought for the 1st 1 no and 4 the 2nd 1 C Dec 26 2004, 03:36 PM the_crox RE: Two REALLY Tough Questions Dec 26 2004, 05:36 PM LiLEthiopian that actually had me thinking..
i chose no for th... Dec 27 2004, 05:13 PM SystemDamaged Mwahahaha, I didn't kill Beethoven, and I vote... Dec 29 2004, 11:35 AM wind&fire yeh well beethoven eventualy became deaf...and i d... Dec 29 2004, 06:58 PM kz10683 the questions were all trick questions lol. becuz ... Jan 7 2005, 12:14 AM burnoveride i didnt keiil beethoven but hitler was voted for i... Jan 8 2005, 04:17 AM
Funky Buddha I said no... I was thinking she already has 8 migh... Jan 8 2005, 04:20 AM |
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