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 Dec 26 2004, 11:10 PM
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It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?,"
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!" Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby — so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat himself. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: ''Dad, it's called the twist!'' |
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Dec 28 2004, 03:03 PM
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 ahahaha, that's hilarious!!!
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__xxfrappachino<3 The Screw Dec 26 2004, 11:10 PM
electric shock I dont get it. Dec 26 2004, 11:12 PM
Frankie QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 26 2004, 11:12 PM)I... Jan 5 2005, 05:49 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 rofl.. funny.. Dec 26 2004, 11:13 PM Skyline Drive haha I think I got it Dec 26 2004, 11:13 PM wind&fire that as lame Dec 27 2004, 12:32 AM shattered_glass not funny.. Dec 27 2004, 12:45 AM niez_cho QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 27 2004, 12:12 PM)I... Dec 27 2004, 01:47 AM stephinika not too funny, but i do get it. Dec 27 2004, 05:58 AM aznxdreamer ooo..i get it. hah Dec 27 2004, 02:42 PM aznxdreamer crap...double posted. ignore this everyone. Dec 27 2004, 02:43 PM LiLaZnGirL122 QUOTE(niez_cho @ Dec 27 2004, 1:47 AM)me neit... Dec 28 2004, 04:40 AM jr0h i dont get it at all.. Dec 28 2004, 03:28 PM not_your_average well, screw means "having sex," and you ... Dec 28 2004, 04:37 PM comeupon Ive heard it before but its pretty funny. How do p... Dec 28 2004, 04:43 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY not too funny but it still made me laugh a bit =) Dec 28 2004, 04:44 PM sheepy hahah stupid dad Dec 28 2004, 07:42 PM EXPLO5ION thats something.. my dad would do.. Dec 28 2004, 11:32 PM 1--GIRL QUOTEthats something.. my dad would do..
R... Dec 29 2004, 01:04 AM jambaJUICE hahaha, i thought it was funny. Dec 29 2004, 02:41 AM RandomHero that was kinda funny Dec 29 2004, 02:42 AM literemix24 lol..x] whaa a wonderful father. lol Jan 1 2005, 02:32 PM Shortiiex lol Jan 3 2005, 03:14 PM Mireh hah. made me chuckle Jan 3 2005, 05:48 PM xbr0kensmil3 i kinda got it Jan 4 2005, 06:20 AM xnastyninjagrlx haha took me a minute there... Jan 5 2005, 02:21 AM lilxroxy hehS. nice one. Jan 13 2005, 04:18 AM |
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