i love this Options

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you know you're from ohio if...

# You've never met any celebrities.

# Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

# "Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island.

# You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

# You measure distance in minutes.

# Down south to you means Kentucky.

# You know several people who have hit a deer.

# Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.

# Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

# You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

# You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

# You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

# You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

# Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

# You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

# You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

# You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."

# All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.

# You install security locks on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

# You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

# You carry jumper cables in your car.

# You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.

# You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

# You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

# Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

# You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

# You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

# The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.

# You think that deer season is a national holiday.

# You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

# You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".

# You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

# You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.


# You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.

# You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas.

# You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes.

# You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends.

This post has been edited by airam: Dec 20 2004, 09:59 PM

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most of those didn't make sense.....