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Nov 22 2004, 02:08 PM
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Magic Crayons ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315 |
There once was a little bread shop not too far from a school. An extremely voluptuous, beautiful, long-legged blonde girl, who always wore very short skirts, worked behind the counter.
One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it. When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt. He told all his friends at school then next day. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time. This soon became a daily occurrence. One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread. |
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Dec 27 2004, 12:27 AM
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d O r k ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 26 2004, 11:20 PM) What a perverted old man. lmfao. You think everything's perverted. XD Anyways, I didn't get this joke, and AzNxJenny91, nice ending. ;) |
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Dusck raisin bread Nov 22 2004, 02:08 PM
latin mak oh rohni i dont get it... Nov 22 2004, 02:43 PM
pnai4eva ??? I don't get it either... Nov 24 2004, 06:00 PM
indykid845 the old man wanted to look up the girl's skirt... Nov 24 2004, 08:14 PM
archana i get it, but it isnt too funny. Nov 25 2004, 11:10 AM
me_myself_andi2003 QUOTEi get it... but not funny
yup u got that rig... Nov 25 2004, 11:45 AM
LiLaZnGirL122 still dont get it Nov 28 2004, 12:39 AM
sunissed14127 i dont get it, and its not funny.... Nov 28 2004, 03:51 PM
i heart john Hehe. That's cute. Nov 29 2004, 06:53 PM
xbr0kensmil3 i get it...didn't really find it funny Nov 29 2004, 09:07 PM
wind&fire that was gay... Nov 29 2004, 11:06 PM
yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(wind&fire @ Nov 29 2004, 8:06 P... Aug 8 2006, 12:51 AM
DaTru KataLYST wtf?! Nov 30 2004, 02:20 AM
mirage is there supposed to have more lines and maybe... ... Nov 30 2004, 05:10 PM
Cake. QUOTE(Dusck @ Nov 22 2004, 2:08 PM)There once... Dec 4 2004, 10:44 PM
xtremeliquid Heh...odd joke. Dec 5 2004, 12:38 PM
weirdness QUOTE(AzNxJenny91 @ Dec 4 2004, 11:44 PM)I ha... Dec 5 2004, 12:54 PM
lee lee babiee ya... i dont get it...! Dec 26 2004, 03:42 PM
sharerol That's not funny. Dec 26 2004, 05:05 PM
electric shock What a perverted old man. Dec 26 2004, 11:20 PM
ashwini I first read this joke here a year and a half ago,... Jul 3 2006, 05:20 PM
--x who0ps QUOTE(ashwini @ Jul 3 2006, 3:20 PM) I fi... Jul 23 2006, 06:45 PM
pinayprincess i get it but it wasnt funny Jul 24 2006, 03:07 PM
tainted_angel ^ That's better. Lol. Jul 3 2006, 05:35 PM
just_rissa I don't get it. Aug 3 2006, 11:19 PM![]() ![]() |