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 Dec 26 2004, 10:16 PM
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A little Blonde girl runs up to her mom and shouts out "Mommy, Mommy I got five dollars today!" Her mom does a puzzled look and then says "How did you get that?"
The little girl smiles and says "Little Johny told me to do a cartweel while he was up in a tree" Her mom lowers her eyebrows and says in a firm voice "You know that Little Johny is only trying to see you underwear" "Ohhhhhhh!" Says the little girl and runs upstairs. The next morning she runs up to her mom and yells "Mommy, Mommy! I got ten dollars from Little Johny" "Hunny what did I tell you about..." The little girl interuppts her and says "Listen mommy I didn't get him to look at my underwear today! He went up into a tree I did a cartwheel. Then he came down smiled and said Good job" "Why did he say that?" said the little girls mom "I have no clue Mommy! I wasn't wearing any underwear today!" |
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Dec 26 2004, 10:57 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
How ironic. I was just thinking of a joke similar to this one that my friend told me.
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wonmin litte girl Dec 26 2004, 10:16 PM
electric shock Lol. Cute. Dec 26 2004, 11:14 PM Skyline Drive What a silly little boy. LOL. enough said. Dec 26 2004, 11:17 PM shattered_glass Johnny is sure one perverted little kid. Dec 27 2004, 12:20 AM
sweet_devil QUOTE(shattered_glass @ Dec 27 2004, 1:20 PM)... May 27 2005, 07:09 PM wind&fire you like perverted jokes dont you? Dec 27 2004, 12:36 AM stephinika lol amusing joke. naughty johnny! Dec 27 2004, 05:58 AM wonmin QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 27 2004, 12:36 AM)you lik... Dec 27 2004, 11:17 AM aznxdreamer sick children these days. Dec 27 2004, 02:46 PM HikaruTakekawa what a pervy kid. lol Dec 27 2004, 04:38 PM the_crox that johnny... what a freaky kid.... Dec 27 2004, 06:45 PM mirage shouldn't that mom do something? Dec 27 2004, 06:58 PM wonmin QUOTE(mirage @ Dec 27 2004, 6:58 PM)shouldn... Dec 28 2004, 12:07 AM LiLaZnGirL122 LMAO EWWWW how oldish da gurl and how old ish da b... Dec 28 2004, 04:37 AM wonmin QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 28 2004, 4:37 AM)LM... Dec 30 2004, 03:32 PM toodlepops. hahhha! smart guy Dec 29 2004, 01:40 AM RandomHero ew Dec 29 2004, 02:44 AM miss barnes aww!!! how sweet lol Dec 30 2004, 10:27 PM D4rkf4m3 ive heard that one before... Dec 30 2004, 10:35 PM roberts_pink_drums i've heard it Dec 30 2004, 11:50 PM FLIPxADDICTION lol ok now.. Dec 31 2004, 02:36 PM literemix24 psh, kidsz these daysz..lol Jan 1 2005, 02:27 PM __Nessa lmao Jan 10 2005, 07:20 PM pinayprincess wut a loser!! lol Jan 10 2005, 07:55 PM Shorty435 Lol I heard something like that before. Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM Shortiiex what a perverted litttle boy Jan 11 2005, 07:33 PM Frankie he he! funny! Jan 11 2005, 09:04 PM salcha haha, all these little johnny jokes.. Jan 11 2005, 09:21 PM mai_smallturtle ~~dUdE..thats GrOSs!! Jan 11 2005, 10:43 PM lilxroxy i heard it kinda differently Jan 12 2005, 03:27 AM sheepy coghpervertcough Jan 12 2005, 09:53 PM chantel314 Lmao..haha Jan 15 2005, 05:34 AM yanners whoa..johnny's such a perv. Jan 15 2005, 06:10 AM tainted_angel Ahh, they start so young. Jan 16 2005, 03:37 AM KissMe2408 lol cute, what a lil pervert that boy is....lol Jan 16 2005, 08:58 AM YoGrandpaIsFine Cute but too eww. Jan 17 2005, 05:10 PM Chihiro lol Feb 6 2005, 11:22 AM supahstah_luv awwww that's so CUTE
okay, and a little distur... Feb 6 2005, 03:59 PM sweetdreamsx3 What a stupid little girl. Feb 6 2005, 10:14 PM ohhxohh tsk tsk tsk bad little johnny... but still tis fun... Feb 8 2005, 02:59 AM mysticalazxn ya me too , heard something simmilar to this alrea... Feb 8 2005, 08:34 PM toyo loco hahahhaah johny is a bad boy .. lols! funny Feb 9 2005, 12:20 AM xbr0kensmil3 LMAO! Feb 9 2005, 03:51 PM tungtwista rofl. funny shit. dont mind if i post it on my xan... Feb 9 2005, 03:52 PM wonmin ^ nope Feb 9 2005, 07:02 PM Spiritual Winged Aura What a nasty little freak .. he's a pervert ki... Feb 10 2005, 05:40 PM DanielleMaria05 Lil Jonny is always up to no good! He's go... Feb 10 2005, 07:03 PM someflipguy haha... classic funny Feb 11 2005, 01:12 PM krazykhmergirl dats hella funny Feb 12 2005, 10:55 AM SMUSHiENESS lols, the liitle girl sounds so adorable Feb 13 2005, 10:00 AM rockstah_14 wTF? nyahahhahhaha great job! Apr 22 2005, 01:44 AM LadyXTor Mmm, I heard this one before. It's still cute... Apr 24 2005, 03:28 AM ladyxdiscord oh i've heard of that joke, only the guy asked... May 20 2005, 10:12 PM weebekahng umm is kinda funny and cute.... but that little jo... Jun 1 2005, 09:51 PM |
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