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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop." |
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electric shock Oh. Oh. That must've been a good one.. Dec 26 2004, 11:17 PM shattered_glass ^ Lol, you're right. It must have been . . . m... Dec 27 2004, 12:05 AM xSqueekyMexicanx thats not funny Dec 27 2004, 02:13 PM LiLaZnGirL122 jus made me smile hahah Dec 28 2004, 04:42 AM Flip-o-Matic that makes me wanna laugh, and at the same time kn... Dec 28 2004, 04:46 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY haha that`s funny. good one =) Dec 28 2004, 04:47 PM sheepy hahha Dec 28 2004, 07:39 PM SystemDamaged *after 4 minutes*
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