bad music, who sucks and why Options

[SoaDyPOP]

Here is my short little list of terribly horrible bands/singers. I've constructed it from my own experience. I have also made it a point to listen to more than one song by each of these bands, so you can't try to convict me as being wrong. After y'all read mine, post your own!

New Found Glory. Simply the worst band I have ever heard. How bout they stop singing out of their noses, and then resign from the music industry?
Simple Plan. Another nasal band. Get a better voice, and speed up your songs.
Led Zeppelin. They are not heavy. They are not metal. They are not heavy metal. So, why do people claim otherwise?
Yellowcard. Nasal bands need to stop being signed. Lose that violin or whatever the hex it is.
Avril Lavigne. I feel like I'm in Yodelville whenever I hear her.
Metallica. They just plain suck.
Blink 182. Too poppy.
Good Charlotte. Too trying-to-be-gothic.
Hoobastank. A terrible voice -&- terribly slow songs.
Nickelback. Wow. Don't even get me started.
Finger Eleven. This band is great if you wanna be bored out of your mind. Speed it up and get verses to your songs. 5 minutes of the same music and lyrics does not make a good song.
Godsmack. They sound like a pack of monks.
Limp Bizkit. Jesus Christ. No, no. Just no.
Evanescence. Frankly, I'm not very fond of opera. I also hate spelling the band name. Let's get a few more e's and s/c sounds in there.
Jet. His voice is annoying. The music is annoying. The songs are dumb -&- pointless.
Linkin Park. Bands with more than 4 or 5 people in it aren't worth it. Besides Ill Nino, and still, Ill Nino isn't the greatest. Anyway, 6 white band members all trying to rap & the singer sounds like a rat climbed in his throat and died, causing him to have to sing out of his nose. Nasal -&- rap. The two worst things you could possibly combine together.
Beastie Boys. All their songs sound the same. They are just another band of white rappers. Are they senior citizens yet?

I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Offending people is what I do best, even if it's unintentional.

[SoaDyPOP]

My brother -&- I had a huge discussion about music genres last night. It started out with a simple question by me: What genre would you put Kill Hannah into?

We never formed an answer.

He said that genres are dumb -&- we shouldn't even classify music. It is what it is.

Brilliant statement, bro. Only one flaw...

Genres are essential to music. If somebody asked you what kind of music you like, you'd need to answer with band/singer names. Here's an example...
"Oh, I like the Adolescents."
"What are they like?"
"They're kinda like the Casualties only not so hardcore."
If the person has never heard the Casualties, how are they gonna know what the Adolescents are like?

Bottom line: we need genres. We need crossing genres. We need huge borders between different genres, and a very thin line between the mixing of them.


I know that really had nothing to do with this thread, but I wanted to get it out.